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The Hulk Hookup Lines and Smashing Come-Ons
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Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my shorts usually stay on when I grow green, but I could make an exception for you.

Hulking Pick-Up Line: Hey Colorado, once you go green, you'll never go mean!

Q. Why does The Incredible Hulk resent the Jolly Green Giant?
A. Because Green Giant uses corny pick-up lines like a superpower.

Q. What did The Hulk say when he saw Wonder Woman?
A. Hulk horny!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I smash by again?

Hulking Awesome Come-On Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Incredible for nothing.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, the shorts don't always stay on when I Hulk out.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Girl. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY!

Incredible Hookup Line: Hi girly, Hulk smash you with love.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, they don't call me Incredible just because I'm green.

Q. What does The Incredible Hulk call it when he has an erection?
A. Bruce Boner.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my other big secret?

Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd take a ride on your Incredible Hulk.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hulk not kidding. It so big, it rip clothes off!

Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!I can't control myself around you, you turn me into a cheesy muenster!A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free.

Q. What's strong enough to hold The Hulk back?
A. His zipper.

Incredible Chat Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see why they call me The Hulk?

Pick-Up An Incredible Guy Line: Hey dude, I see your fly is down.

Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your Incredible Hulk.

Superhero Pick-Up Poetry in Motion: Iron Man is red, The Hulk is green. You are the hottest babe I've ever seen!

Hulking Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my purple spandex pants.

Bruce Banner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm never angry when I'm with you.

Incredibly Bad Pick-Up Line: Babe, how do I love thee? Lemme smash the ways.

Super Bad Hookup Line: Hey babe, ready or not, here comes The Incredible Hulk.

Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, put me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in bed – literally.

Hulk Come-On Line: Hey bae, wanna find out just why they call me Incredible?

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I want to smash my way into your heart.

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"Hulk Says: When I asked my girl if she wanted a ring made of silver or gold, she said either ore!

Jolly Green Giant Chat Up Line: Hey babe, no I'm not The Hulk. But, believe me, I can show you something green and incredible.

Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your Incredible Hulk.

Silent But Deadly Pick-Up Line: Hulk, did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Hulk? 'Cause you are really smashing.

Hulk Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'm Incredible so I don't need pick-up lines!

The Incredible Hulk Pick-Up Line: Girl, I am into BDSM, so you'll really like me when I'm angry.

Hulking Funny Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you fluorine? 'Cause you make me react to everything.

Hulk Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you've smashed your way into my heart.

Incredible Hookup Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in the bedroom.

Hulk Says: Happy Saunter Day!When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"Happy Dudes Day!

Bruce Banner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, most people call me Incredible, but you can call me anytime!

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, Hulk show you just why he called strongest there is!

Incredible Come-On Line: Hey baby, I'm betting you're a real mean green beast in the bedroom.

 

Hulking Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, once you go green, you'll always go mean!

Incredible Hookup Line: Hey baby, I know a situation where you can come out on top.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Hi bae, I'm Hulk. Make me angry, and I go green.

Pick-Up a Green Superhero Line: Hey big guy, I'd like to ride your Incredible Hulk.

Incredible Hookup Line: Hey baby, get me in the right mood, and I'm a real beast in the bedroom.

Incredible Pick-Up Line: Bae, Hulk Smash!

Hey girl, Hulk doesn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone!

Hulking Chat Up Line: Hey babe, once you go green, you'll never go mean.

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