Mountain Hi, Peak Pick-Ups, Denver Hookups
a lift to Colorado High Country chat ups, blunt come-ons, and
flirty Mile High Club jokes.
Come On Up at Your Own Risk! Big horny sheep,
dog dates, and Mile High chat ups ahead.
Colorado Pick-Up Lines and Mile High
(Because High Altitude Hookups
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream – Even If You're
Stranded at Denver's Airport!)
| Colorado Come Ons |
Colorado Native Jokes | Colorado
Tourism Jokes | Mountain Humor
Colorado Music Jokes | Colorado
Commuter Jokes | Colorado Fashion
Puns | Colorado Bigfoot |
Colorado Nightlife Jokes | Colorado
Craft Beer Jokes | Colorado Come-Ons
| Mile High Club |
| Denver Jokes | Colorado
Sports | Skier Jokes | Go
Broncos! | Hiking Jokes | Colorado
Pick Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch
a flight and see where we land.
Bonita Come-On: Hey Peppy, you are as hot as capsaicin!
Colorado Come-On: Are you a Denver Broncos fan? 'Cause I'd
like to touch down in your end zone.
Pick Up Line: Hey, would you consider a 3-way light bulb?
You, me, and Maryjane.
Pick Up Line: Bae, if you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy
to get a body scan.
Lounge Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, are you a frozen Margarita?
'Cause that would explain my brain freeze when you walked
Mountain Chat Up Line: High Baby, are you into Alt Rock?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from Colorado? Oh, of Coors
Colorado Come-On: Hey girl, I must be on the wrong chair
lift. I didn't mean to go straight to heaven with you.
Colorado Angler Come-On: Hey girl, finny thing, but I think
we should hook up.
High Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, I'm new to Colorado, so I need
the directions to your place.
Tailgater Pick Up Line: Consider this the two-minute warning...
before I kiss you!
Hookup Line: If I was a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.
BBQ Pick Up Line: You're my grill and I'm your broil.
Market Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I've got a big bone for you!
Ski Bum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, stay with me and not only
will you ski the black diamonds, but you'll be wearing them,
Palace Hotel Chat Up Line: Is there WIFI here? 'Cause I'm
feeling a strong connection.
Ski Lodge Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I wish I was a glass of
Jack Daniels so you'd hold me in your hands and nurse me
all night long.
Denver Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make like a blunt and
Snow Day Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's have a first date
on the first day it snows. I swear I'm not a flake.
Chat Up Line: Hey Hottie, are you from northeast metro Denver?
'Cause you Brighton up my day.
Broncos Pick Up Line: Hay Mare, you're so hot, I'd let you
penetrate my defense.
Anti Pick Up Line: Fella, it looks like you'll have to jacket
off during this Colorado cold spell.
Country Come-On: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've
been hiking through my mind all day!
Night LoDo Hook Up Line: Hey, I am so hammered that I want
to nail you to the wall.
2 a.m. Pick Up Line: Hey, I'll let you hit this, if I can
in a Boulder Brew Pub Chat Up Line: Girl, this isn't a beer
belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.
Cricket Pick Up Line: Hey girl, not to brag, but I know
how to put the special in your sauce.
Colorado Come-On: Hi, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed
be great together!
420 Pick Up Line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today, but
I bet you could turn me on!
Mountain Pass Pick Up Line: All those curves, and me with
Hiker Hookup Line: Hey, would you be my socks so I can be
there every step of the way with you?
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, how about you wander that lust over
Stoner Ski Bum Pick Up Line: Hey, what if I made a Loveland
Pass at you?
BBQ Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna make a burger? I'll bring
the meat, and you bring the buns!
Broncos Pick Up Line: Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Ski Bum Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't realize angels
had to use a chair lift, too.
Sasquatch Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hear you like beards.
High Football Pick Up Line: I wish you were on the Broncos'
team because I'd like to see your back field in motion.
Skier Chat Up Line: Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?
Happy Hour Chat Up: Wow babe, you're just like this jalapeno
popper – you just keep getting hotter and hotter!
Peak Bigfoot Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than
Waffle House Line: Hey girl, are you a pancake? 'Cause you
look flippin' hot!
High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International
Date Line with me?
High City Chat Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.
Colorado Come-On: Hey, you're so HOT that you just lit my
LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!
High Pick Up Line: Wow, your eyes are as green as Colorado!
Colorado Hook Up Line: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you're
Broncos Pick Up Line: I'm gonna ask you out now, so we don't
get a delay of game penalty!
Taco House Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you are as hot as my
big, beefy, all you can eat burrito.
High Club Come-On: Hey babe, would you like to join me in
my members only lounge?
Ski Slope Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you believe in love
at first sight, or should I go round this chair lift again?
High Club Come-On: Hey bae, I wouldn't complain about a
layover with you.
Colorado Come-On: Hey, are you getting a sunburn? 'Cause
I'd be happy to cover you with my body!
Broncos Pick Up Line: Wanna kick off a new relationship
Bar Pick Up Line: No, I'm not drunk. But, I am intoxicated
Hipster Come-On: Hey girl, are you from the area? 'Cause
I only date locally-sourced babes.
Shortest Denver Broncos Pick Up Line: Hay!
Up a Downtown Denver Chef Line: Hey dude, are you a steak?
'Cause you are really well done.
Colorado Nightlife | Colorado
Craft Beer | You Might Be From Colorado
If... | Colorado Jokes |
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, it's always a first class trip
Reservoir Pick Up Line: Whoa, I can't swim, Babe! Can I
hold onto your floaties?
High Country Come-On: Hey you, wanna come over and suck
Colorado Cannabis Come On: I'm eating Skittles. Wanna taste
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I don't need the captain to
remind me of the upright position.
Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's meet up at Keystone
for a run down the slope.
Cannabis Chat Up Line: Hey, my friend and I are having a
bake sale. Wanna joint us?
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, how about I raise the arm rest
to get this party started?
Colorado Come-On: Hey girl, does this ski lift go to heaven?
'Cause I am seeing an angel.
Bronco Hookup Line: I've never made an incomplete pass,
and I hope you won't be the first.
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover
from jet lag.
Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!
Broncos Pick Up Line: Are you an eligible receiver... of
my phone number?
Cannabis Come-On: Dude, is that a 9-inch blunt in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Why do steaks enjoy Colorado barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Colorado Pick Up Line: Hey baby, it's cold outside but I'm
predicting a warm front on the way.
420 Pick Up Line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!
High Club Come-On: Hey babe, I love a good south of the
border crossing. You too?
Broncos' Lovers Pick Up Line: Whoa, do you play football?
'Cause you've got a tight end!
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy a Colorado locksmith?
'Cause you're smoking hot.
High Club Hookup Line: Hey babe, are you ready for take
Country Come-On: Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
up this far, so here's even more high
altitude humor, blunt
jokes, peak laughs and colorful
painful puns that'll pick up
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Broncos Jokes | Chef
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Craft
Beer Puns | Denver Jokes |
Fit Puns | Hipster
| Magic Puns | Mile
High Club Jokes | Mountain Jokes
| Music Jokes | Pirate
Puns | Police Jokes | Psychic
| Saturday Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Seasonal Humor | Sports
Jokes | Travel Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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