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Q. Why did
the robot
need Viagra
in 1998?

A. His disk
was floppy.

Q. What do you call a man online who talks dirty without emotion? A. A Cyberman!

Q. For C-3PO, what is
even better
than AI?

A. BJ.


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Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind!

Q. How can
you tell your date is
a sex bot?

A. They laugh
at all of
your jokes!

Q. Why didn't the droid mechanic ever get lonely? A. Because he was always making new friends!

Q. What do you say after a sex bot ejaculates all the way across the room?
A. Tech has come so far.

Q. What is it called when a Martian sex bot masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Alien Sex Bot Hookup Line: Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Pick-Up a Sex Bot Line: Hello. Nice bolts. Wanna screw?

Pick-Up a Sex Bot Line: Baby, I guarantee that I'll never have to Force Quit you.

Q. What do you call it if you're doing a sex bot from another planet?
A. An inter-spacial relationship.

Sex Bot Come-On: Hello human. I may not be able to love, but I'm a real sex machine!

Today's Future Point to Ponder: If sex robots learn to cook, will women be screwed?

Sex Bot Pick-Up Line: Hello fellow. Would you like a demo of my multi-touch capability upgrade?

Pick-Up a Russian Sex Bot Line: Hey baby, how'd you like to be debugged?

Q. How can you tell your hookup is a sex bot?
A. He knows where the G spot is, and the R spot, and the D spot 2.

Out of This World Point to Ponder: If Elon Musk discovered an alien sex bot, started dating her and then broke up, would she be his SpaceEX?

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello princess, I am the droid you were looking for.

Robot Come-On: Hello baby. Do you believe in love at first optical recognition scan? Or, should I roll by again?

Q. What do
you call a
who's into robotics?

A. An Erector.

Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!

Q. Which
Star Wars
was a male
sex bot?

A. HaRd2-D2.

Q. What do you call an inappropriate robot behavior at Hooters?
A. A wire stripper.

Sex Bot Pick-Up Line: Hello Bub, is that a joystick you're holding, or are you just happy to see me?

Earth Robot: Why has Venus been so distant lately?
Mars Robot: She's been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas.

Chat Up a Robot Line: Hey, I've got a case of WD-40 at my place. Wanna get drunk?

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello hottie, you make my interface GUI.

Q. Why was the shy cyborg so embarassed?
A. Because it had hardware and software, but no underwear!

Q. What does a sex bot say while it's getting it on?
A. You really know how to push my buttons.

Pick-Up a 2008 Web Bot Line: YouTube Myspace, and I'll Google your Yahoo!

Mr. Data Pick Up Line: Do you beleive in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate past your present coordinates again?

Mr. Data Hookup Line: I have no emotions, but I do cuddle afterward.

Q. Which Star Wars robot finally reported being sexually harassed in 2019?
A. R2-#me2.

Sex Bot Pick-Up Line: Hello big guy. Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive activity, if you know what I mean.

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Are you a sex bot? 'Cause I'd like to void your warranty.

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Hey babe, were you built for Mars exploration? 'Cause your chassis is totally out of this world!

Q. How are Martian robots and girls alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither has tried to contact him.

Q. Does R2D2 Have any brothers? A. No, only transistors!

Q. Which
Star Wars
droid was homosexual?

A. R2-He2.

Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!

Q. What was the robot married couple's anniversary in the Fall?
A. 'Cause they were Autumn Mated.

Q. What's the difference between a fault line and a friendly robot?
A. One is a tectonic plate, and the other is a platonic tech.

Robot Hookup Line: So babe, let's roll to my docking station, or your?

Robot Pick-Up Line: Hello baby, yes, I am fully functional and anatomically correct.

Robot Hookup Line: Hey hottie, how 'bout we go grab some JAVA?

Q. Which sci-fi droid model isn't a he or a she, or is both, or is more than two genders?
A. Cyborg 3 Protocol.

Sex Robot Come-On: Hello sir. How 'bout you lube my legs joint?

Hookup With a Sex Bot Line: So baby, which port do you want me to plug into?

Q. Why did the NYC comedian get a sex bot made in China in 2018?
A. Because she will laugh at his jokes, and even do his dishes.

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello hot bot. Your eyes say 0, but your lips say 1.

Q. Why couldn't the robot flirt with the attractive waitress at Hooters?
A. Error message read: Failed to establish connection with server.

Q. What is a quickie with a sex bot called?
A. Screw and bolt.

Sex Robot Hookup Line: Hello sir, I am backward compatible, to service all of your present needs.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you.

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Babe, is it hot in here, or did your cooling fan fail?

Q. How do
you describe
a brief sexual
with a robot?

A. Nuts
and Bolts

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!

Q. Which
kind of robot
sex change operations?

A. A
trans former.

Q. What did the Martian say to the hot new Rover robot in the neighbood?
A. Back that NASA up!

Jupiter 2 Robot Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I was Lost In Space before I met you!

Q. What is the hash tag for when a droid sexually harasses you in the work place?
A. #R2MeToo.

Galactic Sex Bot Chat Up Line: Hey girl, my sensors detected high amounts of sexiness in this quadrant. And, now I have discovered the source!

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Are you a Dalek? Because you've been rolling through my mind all night!

Robot Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are those real, or were you upgraded in Silicone Valley?

Robot Sex Point to Ponder: Do female self-replicating robots have a computerus?

Borg Pick Up Line: Earth woman, you will be assimilated!

Borg Hookup Line: Red is irrelevant, and so is blue. So, how 'bout you let me assimilate you?

Q. Who was Mr. Data's secret lover?
A. Ann Droyd.

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello Jonathan, what's your OS?

Q. What kind of programming do trans robots run on?
A. Non-binary.

Q. What do you get when you cross a gay robot with a tractor?
A. A trans-farmer.

Cyborg Pick-Up Line: My external sensors detected an unusual amount of horniness in this sector.

Sci-Fi Space Robot Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's go explore this strange new world together.

Star Wars Droid Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the moment I saw you, my heart went into hyperdrive.

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