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Enjoy the weekend and have a super souper Sunday!
Q. Why did Superman flush the toilet? A. It was his duty!
Q. What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? A. Pooperman!
Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!

 


Superman Pick-Up Lines and Kal-El Come-Ons
Save the day with funny Metropolis Come-Ons and super tight pick-up lines you simply Kent beat!

Superman Come-Ons and Clark Kent Hookup Lines
(Because Super Duper Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in Metropolis, or at Any Bar in Anytown, USA!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Super bad pick-up lines, manly come-ons and strong-suited hookups ahead.
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Q. Where does Superman park his privates? A. On Lois Lane!Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's bathroom? A. The Superbowl!Q. Why doesn't Superman have may friends? A. Because he wears his underwear over his pants!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you must be made of Kryptonite 'cause you are making me weak in the knees.

Superman Hookup Line: Hey there babe, you seem stressed. Wanna come back to my fortress of solitude.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, if I had a star for every time you've brightened my day, I'd have my Milky Way with you.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hi Lois, I know a situation where you can come out on top.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know they call me the Man of Steel. Well parts of me, anyway.

Super Come-On Line: Hey girl, most people call me Superman, but you can call me anytime!

Clark Kent Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my other big secret?

Superman Chat Up Line: Hello miss, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fly by again?

Superman Hookup Line: Hey hottie, I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, so you need to remove them immediately!

Metropolis Chat Up Line: Hello miss, I can show you just why I'm called the Man of Steel!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Whoa babe, did I hit you with my heat vision? 'Cause you are really on fire!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know, I'm only fast when I'm flying.

Q. What does Superman put in his beverages? A. Just ice!Q. Why is Superman's costume so tight? A. Because it's a size S!Q. What do you get if you cross the man of steel with beef broth? A. Souper-Man!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision too? 'Cause you are melting my heart with just one glance.

Superman Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I can fly anywhere in the universe, but only you can take me to heaven.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna test out if I can transfer any of my super powers?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, yes it is true that the suit does come off.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with a guy in tights.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my spandex suit.

Silent But Deadly Pick-Up Line: Clark, did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, have you ever wanted to gaze upon Metropolis from the air?

Clark Kent Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need you more than Metropolis needs Superman.

Superman Come-On Line: Hey babe, did you know that when I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable?

Q. What is Superman's favorite part of this joke? A. The Punch Line!Superman, Santa Claus, and a blonde saw $1 on the sidewalk. Who picked it up? A. The blonde, because the other two don't exist!Q. What is Superman's favorite drink? A. Fruit Punch!

Superman Chat Up Line: Baby, they say I have the power to do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, they say I can do just about anything, but I wish I could look as good as you do!

Metropolis Chat Up Line: Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hello miss, are you holding Metropolis in a state of fear? 'Cause you're the bomb!

Clark Kent Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Hello miss, I'm Superman so I don't need pick-up lines!

Superman Hookup Line: Hello miss, if you haven't been to Metropolis before, I'd be glad to take you there tonight.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see why they call me Super?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, my super vision lets me see for miles and miles and miles, but you are the only thing I want to look at.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, it's a good thing I've got frozen breath, because you look dangerously hot!

Superman Come-On Line: Hey girl, I once lifted a rocket into orbit. Wanna see how high I can take you?

Metropolis Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Super for nothing.

Q. What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour? A. Superman in a blender!Q. What would you expect to find in Superman's kitchen? A. A Super Bowl!Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision too? 'Cause you can melt my heart with just one look.

Superman Chat Up Line: Excuse me miss, I'm from another planet. How about you teach me about human anatomy?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I can be anywhere on the planet in a minute. Wanna come along for the ride?

Lex Luthor Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you give me your phone number, I'll allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves the rest of humanity.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey lady, I'm from another planet, so how about you teach me about human anatomy?

Superman Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you have the ability to leap over tall buildings? 'Cause you'll need that ability to be on top.

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, wanna find out first hand why they call me the Man of Steel?

Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey Lois, as the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to ensure my race does not die out.

21st Century Superman Chat Up Line: Bae, my weakness isn't Kryptonite. It's dat ass of yours!

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