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Superman
Pick-Up Lines and Kal-El Come-Ons
Save
the day with funny Metropolis Come-Ons and super tight pick-up lines you
simply Kent beat!
Superman
Come-Ons and
Clark Kent Hookup Lines
(Because
Super Duper Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
in Metropolis, or at Any Bar in Anytown, USA!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Peril! Super bad pick-up lines, manly
come-ons and strong-suited hookups ahead.
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you must be made of Kryptonite 'cause
you are making me weak in the knees.
Superman
Hookup Line: Hey there babe, you seem stressed. Wanna come
back to my fortress of solitude.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, if I had a star for every time
you've brightened my day, I'd have my Milky Way with you.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hi Lois, I know a situation where you can
come out on top.
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know they call me the Man
of Steel. Well parts of me, anyway.
Super
Come-On Line: Hey girl, most people call me Superman, but
you can call me anytime!
Clark
Kent Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my other big secret?
Superman
Chat Up Line: Hello miss, do you believe in love at first
sight, or should I fly by again?
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Superman
Hookup Line: Hey hottie, I think your clothes are made of
Kryptonite, so you need to remove them immediately!
Metropolis
Chat Up Line: Hello miss, I can show you just why I'm called
the Man of Steel!
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Whoa babe, did I hit you with my heat vision?
'Cause you are really on fire!
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you know, I'm only fast when I'm
flying.
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision too? 'Cause
you are melting my heart with just one glance.
Superman
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I can fly anywhere in the universe,
but only you can take me to heaven.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna test out if I can transfer
any of my super powers?
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, yes it is true that the suit does
come off.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I bet you've never gone out with
a guy in tights.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'm stretchy, just like my spandex
suit.
Silent
But Deadly Pick-Up Line: Clark, did you just fart? 'Cause
you just blew me away.
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, have you ever wanted to gaze upon
Metropolis from the air?
Clark
Kent Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need you more than Metropolis
needs Superman.
Superman
Come-On Line: Hey babe, did you know that when I hold someone
really close, they become invulnerable?
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Superman Chat Up Line: Baby, they say I have the power to
do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look
that good!
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, even if there wasn't gravity on
Earth, I'd still fall for you.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, they say I can do just about anything,
but I wish I could look as good as you do!
Metropolis
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, on a scale of one to America, how
free are you tonight?
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hello miss, are you holding Metropolis in
a state of fear? 'Cause you're the bomb!
Clark
Kent Reverse Psychology Pick-Up Line: Hello miss, I'm Superman
so I don't need pick-up lines!
Superman
Hookup Line: Hello miss, if you haven't been to Metropolis
before, I'd be glad to take you there tonight.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see why they call me Super?
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Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, my super vision lets me see for
miles and miles and miles, but you are the only thing I
want to look at.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, it's a good thing I've got frozen
breath, because you look dangerously hot!
Superman
Come-On Line: Hey girl, I once lifted a rocket into orbit.
Wanna see how high I can take you?
Metropolis
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, they don't call me Super
for nothing.
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Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have heat vision
too? 'Cause you can melt my heart with just one look.
Superman
Chat Up Line: Excuse me miss, I'm from another planet. How
about you teach me about human anatomy?
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I can be anywhere on the planet
in a minute. Wanna come along for the ride?
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Lex
Luthor Pick-Up Line: Bae, if you give me your phone number,
I'll allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday
device enslaves the rest of humanity.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey lady, I'm from another planet, so how
about you teach me about human anatomy?
Superman
Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you have the ability to leap over
tall buildings? 'Cause you'll need that ability to be on
top.
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Superman Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, wanna find out first
hand why they call me the Man of Steel?
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey Lois, as the last survivor of Krypton,
I have a duty to ensure my race does not die out.
21st
Century Superman Chat Up Line: Bae, my weakness isn't Kryptonite.
It's dat ass of yours!
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Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2
| Superman Come-Ons | The
Hulk Hookups | Batman Chat Ups
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| Superhero Jokes, Caped Crusader Puns
| 2 | 3
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| 10 | Supervillain
Jokes |
| Marvel Comics Jokes | Superhero
Music Jokes | Superhero Loo LOLs
| 2 |
Female Superheroes |
| DC Comics Humor | POW!
Batman Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Superman Jokes | Spider-Man
Puns |
| Incredible Hulk Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
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Chuck Norris Jokes |
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Come Ons | Cheesy Hookups
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