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Power Point to Ponder: If Superman can do it, does that
mean Clark Kent?
Q.
What does Clark Kent eat ice cream out of?
A. A Super Scooper Bowl.
Q.
What do British royals call Superman's fist?
A. The Duke of Kent.
Superman
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
do you have heat vision too? 'Cause you can melt my heart
with just one look.
Q.
Which rap song does Metropolis want to beat up?
A. Superman by Eminem. |
Super
Dude Fact of the Day: In an incredible space-time paradox,
Chuck Norris could fight himself, and win!
Super
Powerful Trivia: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as
a condom.
Q.
Who would be the winner in a fight between Batman and Darth
Vader?
A. Chuck Norris.
Today's
Super Powerful Trivia: The phrase, Dead Ringer,
refers to anybody who sits near Chuck Norris in a movie
theater who doesn't turn their cell phone off.
Fitness
Point to Ponder: Does Chuck Norris leave potholes when he
jogs?
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Q.
Which are the Human Torch's favorite kinds of candy?
A. Fireballs and Red Hots!
Human
Torch Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, I hope you like it hot 'cause I've got a strong
urge to get my torch on!
Superhero
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
was your daddy the Human Torch? 'Cause you are on fire,
Grill!
Human
Torch Pick-Up Line:
Hey babe, go easy on me 'cause sometimes I burst into flames.
Q.
Why does Chuck Norris wear sunglasses?
A. To protect the sun! |
