What might happen if you spill a bowl of alphabet soup?
A. That could spell disaster.
There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
What kind of race car did the chef drive?
A. A souped-up vehicle!
What do you call a bunch of rock musicians in a hot tub?
A. Vegetable Soup.
There's a bee in my alphabet soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, there's also an A, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,
What is it called when a chef maliciously spills hot broth
with dumplings on an obnoxious customer?
A. A Wonton Soup Attack.
Restaurant Special: The conch soup was quite expensive,
but the diners were willing to shell out for it.
Why did the chef spill his soup?
A. Because there was a leek in the pot!
There's a twig in my soup.
Waiter: One moment. I'll get the branch manager.
Is there soup on the menu today?
Waiter: No sir, I already cleaned it off.
cannibal daintily wiped his mouth and said, "My wife makes
great soup. I'm really going to miss her."
What is a ghost's favorite soup?
A. Scream of chicken!
There's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Couldn't be, sir. The chef used them all in the
of the Day Point to Ponder: Do urologists ever order pea
soup with a straight face?
Customer: How long do I have to wait for the turtle soup?
Waiter: Well sir, you do realize turtles are really slow...