How do you describe a cannibal hermit?
A. Fed up with people.
Which kind of noodles to cannibals enjoy most?
What did the cannibal get when he came home, late to dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
you hear about the new cannibal dating service? It's called:
Trying to Meat You!
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
you look good enough to eat!
How does a cannibal introduce himself?
A. "Hello, pleased to meat you!"
What happens after a cannibal eats a librarian?
A. Readers Digest.
Which kind of shampoo do cannibals like best?
A. Head and Shoulders.
What sort of psychic do cannibals like best?
A. Medium rare.
TV News Reporter: What do elderly people taste like?
What is it called when one ghost consumes another ghost?
Diet Point to Ponder: Do cannibals on a healthy diet prefer
vegans or vegetarians?
What kind of appetizers do cannibals enjoy at parties?
A. Finger foods.
TV News Reporter: Do humans taste good?
Cannibal: It varies from person to person.
TV News Reporter: Do priests and ministers taste good?
Cannibal: It varies from parson to parson.
What did the cannibal say after he dumped his wife?
A. Please pass the toilet paper.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath after a big