| Q.
How did the werewolf's standup comedy show go?
A. He had the audience howling all night.
Q.
Where are the best werewolf movies produced?
A. Howly-Wood.
Q.
Which werewolf could escape any trap?
A. Hairy Howldini.
Q.
How do you make a werewolf laugh?
A. Tell him some Painful Puns, then give him a
funny bone.
Q.
What did the werewolf's receptionist say?
A. Howl may I help you? |
Q.
Why are werewolves scarier than vampires during the full
moon?
A. Werewolves have no problem with steaks.
Q.
What did the vampire say about the werewolf that ate garlic?
A. His bark is worse than his bite!
Hairy
Scary Pick-Up Line: Dang
girl, are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Q.
Why did the werewolf chase after the skeleton?
A. 'Cause he had a bone to pick with him.
Q.
What do you call a hairy beast in a raincoat?
A. An outre wear-wolf.
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Q. Which scary, hairy monster lives by the local dam?
A. The Weir Wolf.
Q.
Why did the guy need aspirin after he heard a werewolf howling?
A. Because he got an eerie ache.
Q.
What did the witch conjur up when she crossed a werewolf
and a sheep?
A. A were-wool.
Q.
What do skeptics get when questioning the existence of the
werewolf?
A. Who-wolf, what-wolf, when-wolf, how-wolf and why-wolf.
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