| Q.
What did the skeleton say to his ghoul friend on Halloween?
A. I love every bone in your body!
Q.
What do you call a cloned skeleton who uses the door bell
on Halloween?
A. A dead ringer!
Q.
Why did a girl ghost go on a diet on Halloween?
A. She wanted to keep her ghoulish figure.
Q.
What happens if a ghost gets lost in the fog on All Hallows
Eve?
A. He is mist!
Q.
Why did ghosts go to the bar on All Hallows' Eve?
A. For the boos!
Q.
Why don't witches wear flat hats on All Hallow's Eve?
A. They see no point to it!
Q.
Which ogre writes and recites poetry on Halloween?
A. Shrek Speare.
Q.
Where do ghosts and zombies go for some R and R after Halloween?
A. The Eerie Canal.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were the first to celebrate Halloween?
A. Treat-Rex. |
Did
you hear about the monster with eight arms? He said they
came in handy, especially on Halloween.
Q.
Why don't Halloween jack-o-lanterns like pumpkin pie?
A. 'Cause they're not cannibals.
Q.
Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the doctor a week afrer
Halloween?
A. It felt really rotten.
Q.
Why do pumpkins just sit on the front porch on All Hallows
Eve?
A. 'Cause they're too short to ring the doorbell.
Q.
How do fall gourds pay for their Halloween costumes?
A. With pumpkin bread.
Q.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the yet-to-be carved
pumpkin?
A. Happy Hollowing!
Q.
How do you describe decorative Halloween corn?
A. Ear-ie.
Q.
What do bratty Daleks do to houses with inferior Halloween
treats?
A. Eggsterminate!
Q.
Why did the monster take his nose apart?
A. To see what made it run! |
Q.
How does the Spirit of Halloween stay fit during his off
season?
A. By exorcising regularly!
Q.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg on Halloween?
A. A hoblin goblin!
Q.
What do they serve at the monster school cafeteria on Halloween?
A. Human beans, broiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream.
Q.
Which scary Halloween ghost is the best disco dancer?
A. The Boogie Man!
Q.
Where does a ghoul mail a Halloween letter?
A. At the ghost office.
Q.
Do ghosts have fun at Hallowe'en parties?
A. Yes, they have a wail of a time!
Q.
What's worse than being a 600-pound witch on Halloween?
A. Being her broom.
Q.
Which autumn holiday is a wolf's favorite?
A. Howl-o-ween.
Q.
What do you call a lost werewolf that's dressed as a Wookiee
on Halloween?
A. Wear-wolf where-wolf. |
