Customer:
There's a bee in my alphabet soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, there's also an A, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,
J, K...
Q.
What might happen if you spill a bowl of alphabet soup?
A. That could spell disaster.
Q.
Which kind of dog did the pasta chef own?
A. A Labra-Noodle.
Q.
What's the difference between pasta and your opinion?
A. I asked for the pasta.
Q.
Which kind of time piece chimes to remind a chef when to
make a spicy pasta dish?
A. A couscous clock. |
Q.
What do zombie college students on a budget eat?
A. Raw-men.
Q.
What do you call fake ramen noodles?
A. Im-pastas.
Q.
What do you call little wrapped bags discarded by the Chinese
restaurant?
A. Dumplings.
Q.
What do you call a person who doesn't like pasta and noodles?
A. A weird-dough!
Q.
Which kind of pasta is the saddest when it's set aside?
A. Cannelloni. |
Customer:
What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?
Waiter: Learning to read?
Q.
What does Bruce Wayne enjoy for dinner on a cold winter's
night?
A. A bowl of alpha-bat soup.
Q.
What might happen if you spill a bowl of alphabet pasta
garnished with hot peppers?
A. That could spell indigestion.
Q.
Why wouldn't the chef cook with fake noodles?
A. Because the result would be an impasta.
The
compensation the famous Italian chef got was a pretty penne.
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