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Dig your teeth into meaty hamburger humor, beefy lunch jokes, and hammy burger puns.

Burger Jokes, Rare Meat Humor, Fast Food LOLs
(Because Mustard Versus Ketchup Food Fights Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During a Workday Lunch Hour!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Fast food burger jokes, tasty drive-thru puns, and Happy Meals ahead.
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Q. Where do burgers like to go dancing? A. At a meat ball!Q. Where do burgers go to hook up? A. A meat ball!Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds? It's called te Pursuit of Happy Meals!

Q. Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. Why are hamburgers such brilliant actors?
A. They give meaty performances, especially if they're prime.

Q. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A. You're dill-icious!

Q. Why aren't hamburgers very good at football?
A. Too many turn-overs!

Q. Which fast food is a sneaky thief?
A. A Cat-Burger!

Q. Where does a burger get a good night's sleep?
A. On a bed of lettuce!

Q. Where do Disney characters like to eat? A. Mickey D's!Q. How does a pitcher walk a man in burger league baseball? A. He throws four meatballs!Q. Why did the French fry win the race? A. Because it was fast food!

Q. Who is a hamburger's all time favorite movie director?
A. Sizzle B. DeMille.

Q. Who is a hamburger's favorite actress?
A. Candice Berger.

Q. Why do hamburgers make such terrific baseball players?
A. Because they're great at the plate!

Q. Why are hamburgers essential in football?
A. Because the game is played on a griddle-iron.

Q. Where do hamburgers like to go on vacation?
A. The Swiss Alps.

Q. Why are greasy diner waiters so good at multiplication?
A. Because they know their tables!

Q. How di Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? A. He forgot to wrap his Whopper!Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefQ. What id the Burgers name their daughter? A. Patty!

My friend and I attended culinary school together and then opened our own gourmet burger restaurant. Yes, we are taste buds!

Q. Who are hamburgers favorite people?
A. Vegetarians.

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak.

Q. What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A. Ice berg-ers!

Q. What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?
A. I've been flamed!

Q. What is a hamburger's favorite fairy tale?
A. Hansel and Gristle.

Q. Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!Q. Where do hamburgers take their date on Valentine's Day? A. To the Meatball!I'll be Burger King and you're McDonald's. I'll have it my way & you'll be lovin' it!

Testy Pick-Up Lines: Are you on the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

Q. What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch?
A. A Hamburglar.

Q. What happens when two hamburgers fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!

Did you hear about the restaurant critic who had no taste?

Caution: Beefy Pick-Up Lines may make you want to skp lunch, or become a vegetarian.

Q. Why was the greasy hamburger joint allowed to cook its books?
A. There's no accounting for taste!

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