and lettuce had a race. The lettuce was a head, and the
tomato was in the ketchup place.
What did a momma tomato say to a bratty teenage tomato?
A. Don't get saucy with me!
Point to Ponder: You say tomato, and I say tomato.
Well, it's hard to see the difference... Maybe
the corn is laughing?
What do you call it when a Yiddish tomato farmer jumps around
Which variety of slicing tomato do home gardeners in Hollywood
Why couldn't the tomato roll down the hill faster than the
lettuce and onions in the vegetable race?
A. Because tomatoes are fruits, not veggies!
How is life like ketchup?
A. Good things in life come forth slowly and are worth waiting
Fun Fact of the Day: It isn't widely known that the sound
a tomato makes when it sneezes is "Ketchup!"
Why does Santa grow tomatoes during the his off
A. He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.