Construction Point to Ponder: Why is it called a building
if it's already built?
What do you call the phobia of over-engineered high-rise
A. A complex complex complex.
What is the tallest building in the world?
A. The library has the most stories.
What happened when the kid microwaved his toy building blocks?
A. He ended up with Legoo.
What do you call it when a tall Lego structure topples over?
A. Tumbling blocks.
What did the apartment sing to the landlord?
A. Please Re-Lease Me!
California Highway Patrolman pulled over a speeder and asked
for his real estate license. The puzzled driver
asked, "Don't you mean driver's license?"
The cop replied, "No, not everyone in California has
one of those."
What is a landlord's favorite board game?
What do you call the uphill costs associated with maintaining
a moving walkway?
A. Escalating expenses.
Why is some southern Louisiana architecture bad?
A. Because it's either new or leans.
What is it called when you're stuck in an elevator?
A. Wrong on so many levels...
Which part of a room is always warmest?
A. They corner. It's always 90º there.
you hear about the emotional architect's wedding? Even the
cake was in tiers.
Did you hear about the struggling owners of the bed and
A. They were inn over their heads.