Q.
Why was the train engineer fired?
A. Management claimed he had a one track mind. .
Q.
Why was the train conductor fired?
A. 'Cause he had a one track mind.
Q.
Why was the race car mechanic fired?
A. His performance was poor, plus he had pit smell.
Q.
Why did AAA fire the road emergency rescue driver?
A. He didn't tow the line.
Q.
Why did the truck driver lose his jov delivering eggs?
A. Too many bumps in the road.
Q.
Why was the guy fired from his taxi driver job?
A. Because people didn't like it when he went the extra
mile.
Q.
What did the boss at the trash collecting company say to
fire the garbageman?
A. You're canned.
Q.
Why was the guy fired from the muffler factory?
A. Because he was always so exhausted! |
Q.
Why is working at the Unemployment Office so depressing?
A. Because even if you get fired, you stiill have to come
in the next day.
Q.
Why was the telemarketer fired?
A. He had too many hang-ups.
Q.
Why was the cheesy clown fired from the circus?
A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.
Q.
Why was the cheesemonger fired after his presentation about
French goat cheese?
A. Because he just Banon and Banon and on...
Q.
Why did the bearded captain fire the long-haired pirate?
A. He was forced to make some crew cuts.
Q.
Why was the guy fired from his job at the gourmet coffee
company?
A. The boss said he had no filter.
Q.
What happened after the soft drink company CEO was fired?
A. He was soda depressed that he developed a Coke habit.
Q.
What do cast members call the cheesy actor that the director
just fired?
A. Canned ham.
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Q.
Why was the police sketch artist wrongly fired?
A. It was a case of mistaken identity.
I
swear I will kill somebody if I am fired.
– A Bullet.
Q.
Why was the police department artist fired?
A. His work was really sketchy.
Q.
Why shouldn't you accept a job as a bullet?
A. 'Cause you'll certainly be fired.
Q.
Why was the electrical contractor fired from his job at
the prison for refusing to fix the electric chair?
A. He said it was a death trap.
Q.
Why did the Fire Chief fire the rookie fire fighter?
A. Because the fireman was just such a burnout.
Q.
Why did the guy get fired from the Farmer's Almanac staff?
A. For taking a day off.
Q.
Why was the cleaning guy fired from the bank?
A. He cleaned out the vault. |