Cheesy Pun: She quit her job at the donut factory because she got fed up with the hole business. - Job Jokes, Funny Occupations, Work Whoas?

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Q. Why did the Brontosaurus devour the factory?

A. 'Cause
they were plant

When making non-dairy butter, there is little margarine for error.

Q. What
when the
bread factory
blew up?

A. Everything there was toast.


Assembly Line Jokes and Manufacturing Humor
Put together big grins with mass production puns, factory worker humor, and automation jokes.

Factory Jokes, Production Line Puns, Pre-Fab LOLs
('Cause Manufactured Jokes and Fabricated Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Watching How It's Made!)
Warning: Proceed Down the Line Cautiously! Manufactured humor, bot jokes, and mass produced puns ahead.
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Q. What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? A. Oh, Snap!Q. What do you call the head of a recliner factory? A. The chairman!I used to work in a blanket factory, but then it folded.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the rubberband factory?
A. 'Cause the work was a bit of a stretch.

Q. How do you know you're getting close to a snack food factory?
A. Because of all the chips and dips in the road.

Q. Why was the guy fired for putting in too many shifts at the factory?
A. Because his job was manuracturing computer keyboards.

Q. How did the guy know he was moving up at his job at the bicycle factory?
A. He was promoted to spokesman.

Q. Which kind of television shows do sofa manufacturers watch in the factory's break room?
A. Sitcoms.

Q. Why did the guy get fired from his job at the clock factory?
A. For all the extra hours he put in.

Q. What happened after the arson fire at the mattress factory?
A. Nobody could rest until the culprit was captured.

Q. Why didn't the vampire take the job at the mirror factory?
A. He just couldn't see himself there.

Q. What kind of temperment do you need to work in a toilet paper factory?
A. You need to have a Charmin disposition.

Q. Why did the factory stop manufacturing the extra strength Chuck Norris brand toilet paper?
A. Because it didn't take any shit from anybody!

Shoddy workmanship at the mirror factory was beginning to reflect badly.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the hula hoop factory?
A. Management kept going around and around about giving him a raise.

After an exposion at a French cheese factory, all that was left was De BrieWe're going on a field trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz!I used to work for Budweiser, but then I got canned.

Q. What does the travel guide say when you're late to the tour of the Greek cheese factory?
A. Feta late than never!

Q. What happened when the Roquefort cheese factory exploded?
A. The whole area bleu up.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the sausage factory?
A. 'Cause the work was the wurst!

Q. Why did the worker quit his job at the pepper mill factory?
A. He tired of the daily grind.

Q. Why did the bottler quit working at the syrup factory?
A. 'Cause the job was really sappy.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
A. Because she threw all the Ws away.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the candy bar factory?
A. Paydays were too small.

Q. What do you call the guy at the casual shirt factory who counts the inventery?
A. A tee-totaler. Incidentally, he did have to pass a pee test to get his job.

Q. What is the worst thing about working at the fire hydrant factory?
A. There is no place to park.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the pogo stick factory?
A. Too many ups and downs.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the trampoline factory?
A. 'Cause he suffered from spring allergies.

Q. Why did the guy retire from his job at the hula hoop factory?
A. Because his entire career had been a vicious circle.

Q. Why did a
worker quit
his job at
the muffler factory?

A. It was so exhausting.

Poor guy who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered!

Q. Why do
people like

at fragrance factories?

A. 'Cause it makes s-cents.

Q. What happened after the Nissan car factory exploded?
A. It rained Datsun cogs.

Q. What did the glue factory workers do when they started a union?
A. They stuck together.

Q. What do you call the shortest worker at the steel manufacturing facility?
A. Runt of the mill.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the anchor factory?
A. He always felt so weighed down.

Q. When did the guy quit his job at the scale manufacturing plant?
A. After he weighed the pros and cons.

Q. Why did the upholsterer get fired from the furniture factory?
A. Because he couldn't chair less.

Workers in the upholstery factory demanded a wage hike to cushion the rising cost of living.

Q. Why did the worker quit his job at the rug factory?
A. He heard layoffs were looming.

Q. Why was the guy booted out of his job at the shoe factory?
A. Management said he had no sole.

Q. What happened when the deisgner shoe factory had an explosion?
A. Many soles were lost.

Q. How much damage was there after the perfume manufacturing plant expoded?
A. The olfactory blew up!

Q. Why did the factory that manufactured perfume bottles shut down?
A. 'Cause it made no scents.

Q. What happened when the underwear factory in Chidago exploded?
A. Nothing was left but da briefs.

Q. Whhy did the factory fire the quilt maker?
A. Because her work was patchy.

Q. Which European aerospace manufacturer produces planes officially endorsed by the Mile High Club?
A. Bang Airbus.

Why did the guy at the 7•Up factory get fired? He tested positive for coke!

Q. What is
an automated
dance step?

A. The Robot.

Q. Why doesn't a pickle like to travel? A. Because it's a jarring experience!

Q. Why did the guy lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate, so they canned him.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the aluminum can recycling plant?
A. The work was soda-pressing.

Q. Which anti-anxiety drug is manufactured in Southern California?
A. San Fernando Valium.

Q. After the shoe factory burned down what did the firemen call the one shoe they were able to save?
A. The sole survivor.

Q. Why did the guy get the boot from the shoe factory?
A. The boss claimed he just didn't fit in and that he was a loafer.

Q. Why did the guy get fired from the Farmer's Almanac factory?
A. For taking a day off.

Q. Who were the world's first civil engineers?
A. Homo Erectus.

Q. Why don't factory assembly line bots ever get lonely?
A. Because they're always making new friends.

Q. Who was warehouse robot's secret lover?
A. Ann Droyd.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job in the battery factory?
A. It was not a powerful enough position.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the vacuum cleaner factory?
A. The paychecks really sucked.

Q. What did chemists call the explosion at the potassium factory?
A. K boomer.

Q. What did the worker at the clothes-pin factory say after he was fired from his job?
A. Oh, Snap!

Q. Why did the guy at the shoe recycling plant quit his job?
A. 'Cause it was sole depressing.

Q. How do you describe the new solar-powered car company with their factory in a cave?
A. A wheely bat idea.

Q. Why did the bicycle maker quit his factoru job making tricyces?
A. 'Cause he was two tired.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the helium tank factory?
A. He didn't like his boss's tone of voice.

Q. How are they doing at the new fireworks factory?
A. Business is booming.

Q. How did the grow light know it was destined to become a renowned cannabis producer in Colorado?
A. It was manufactured on 4/20!

Q. Which exercise do elves at Santa's candy factory do to stay fit?
A. Peppermint twists.

Q. How is business going at the new yoyo factory?
A. It's seen some ups and downs.

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