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Q. What do you call the study of seltzer & soft drinks? A. Fizzy-ology!A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.A guy thought he was drowning in Coca-Cola, but it was just a Fanta sea!

Q. Why did the guy quit his job crushing soft drink cans at the aluminum recycling center?
A. Because it was just soda pressing.

Q. What do you call it when a grocery store only sells soda pop in bottles?
A. Totally un-canny.

Q. Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?
A. He tested positive for Coke.

Please pardon these soft drink puns. Yes, we know they're soda dumb.

An orange soda walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and says, "You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a peel."

Q. What should you do with an old inventory of Coke, Pepsie and Dr. Pepper?
A. Liquidate it.

Your name must be Coca-Cola? because you're soda-licioius!Q. Which USA state has the smallest soft drinks? A. Mini-Soda!Why was a fly daning on the top of a Coke bottle? Because it said "Twist To Open"

Bubbly Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, If I was a soda, I would Mountain Dew you.

Q. What do you call a blind taste test between Coke and Pepsi?
A. A Pop Quiz!

Q. Which soft drink do frogs and toads prefer?
A. Croak-a-Cola.

Q. What is Darth Vader's least favorite soda pop temperature?
A. Luke warm.

Q. What is Pespi's new ad slogan?
A. Because sometimes they don't have Coke.

Q. Which day of the week do people only have a limited amount of Coke and Pepsi to drink?
A. Thirst-Day.

Why did the guy at the 7•Up factory get fired? He tested positive for coke!We're going on a field trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz!A guy walks into a bar and drinks 10 Cokes. Guess what happened? A. He burped 7 UP!

A guy asked the bartender for a rum and Coke. Bartender asks, "Is Pepsi OK?" Guy says, "Sure." So the bartender gives him a glass of Pepsi and Coke.

Q. What is a Romulan's favorite soft drink?
A. Cloak-a-Cola.

I went to the store for 8 Sprites, but when I got home I realized I picked 7 Up.

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."Did you hear about the new soda just for blondes? It has "Open Other End" printed on the bottom, duh!Q. What is a cheerleader's favorite drink? A. Rootbeer!

Q. Why did the blonde snort Sweet'n Low?
A. She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q. Who made the first soda?
A. Adam made Eve's cherry pop.

Q. Why did the blonde lick the bottom of the soda can?
A. Because it said, "Tastes best by sell by date." Duh!

Q. What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass?
A. Beer!

Q. What is a tree's favorite soft drink?
A. Root Beer.

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