Why did the guy quit his job crushing soft drink cans at
the aluminum recycling center?
A. Because it was just soda pressing.
What do you call it when a grocery store only sells soda
pop in bottles?
A. Totally un-canny.
Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?
A. He tested positive for Coke.
pardon these soft drink puns. Yes, we know they're soda
orange soda walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and
says, "You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a
What should you do with an old inventory of Coke, Pepsie
and Dr. Pepper?
A. Liquidate it.