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(Because Refreshing Beverage Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Those with a Dry Sense of Humor!)
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I used to be a butler, but decided that wasn't my cup of tea.Q. What is Batman's favorite drink? A. Fruit punch!Q. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? A. Reality!

Q. What do you call a talkative beverage?
A. Chai Tea!

Q. What do smart desert travellers drink?
A. Camel-mile Tea!

When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it.

Q. What is the rallying cry of tea drinkers?
A. Fight for your right to Par-Tea!

Q. How do you make a fruit punch?
A. Give it boxing lessons.

Q. What is a monster's favorite refreshing beverage?
A. Demon-ade.

Q. What does the Invisible Man drink?
A. Evaporated milk!

Q. Why should a skeleton drink eight glasses of milk per day?
A. They say it's good for the bones.

Q. How much time does it take to brew tea?
A. Oolong time!

Q. What kind of tea do cops prefer?
A. Police brew tally tea.

Tea drinkers who like living on the edge often find themselves in hot water!

Consuming a whole bucket of water could make one turn pail.

Q. What does Batman put in his lemonade? A. Just ice!Q. What do you give to a sick lemon? A. Lemon Aid!Q. What is Superman's favorite drink? A. Fruit Punch!

Q. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea?
A. Because ice was water before it was cool!

RIP boiled water. You will be mist!

Q. What should you take on a trip to the desert?
A. A thirst aid kit!

Q. What do you drink after a strenuous workout?
A. Sweat-tea!

Q. Why did the guy lose his job at the lemonade company?
A. He just couldn't concentrate!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing soap is made with real lemons?

Q. What is the favorite fruity beverage of unordained church members?
A. Layman-ade.

I put an apple in my boxing glove. Now I have fruit punch.

Q. Which drink breaks the ice?
A. Flirt Tea!

Q. What happened to the guy who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
A. He went to jail for Oolong time.

Q. What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A. Punch.

Q. Why don't oranges do well in school? A. Only orange juice can concentrate!Q. What brings the Brigadier and his men together in the afternoon? A. U.N.I.T. Tea!Q. Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole? A. No well, no well!

Q. What does an orange sweat?
A. Orange juice.

Thirst Quenching Fact of the Day: The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy is a good example of pulp fiction.

Q. How do you make a milk shake?
A. Give it a good scare!

Q. Why do milk monsters walk funny?
A. 'Cause they lactose!

Q. What beverage do you drink with the queen of England?
A. Royal-Tea.

Q. What is Darth Vader's least favorite beverage temperature?
A. Luke warm.

Q. What starts with T, ends with T, and is filled with T?
A. Teapot!

Tea is like F5 to me; it's refreshing!

Q. How does a water bottle greet another bottle of water?
A. It says, "Water you doing today?"

Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it!

Q. What should you do with an old inventory of sparkling water?
A. Liquidate it.

Did you know that healthy water is well water?

Q. Where do Santa and his reindeer get hot chocolate whle on a sky flight? A. Star-Bucks!Q. What does Superman put in his beverages? A. Just ice!Q. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A. Denis!

Q. What is a zombie's favorite holiday beverage?
A. Egg noggin.

Q. What is a frog's favorite hot drink?
A. Hot Croak-o!

Q. What do you call candy that was stolen?
A. Hot Chocolate!

Q. Why did the dairy farmer only raise brown cows?
A. He loved chocolate milk!

Q. Which drink brings you back down to earth?
A. Gravi-Tea!

Q If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A. H2O cubed.

Q. Which day of the week do people only have a limited amount of fluids to drink?
A. Thirst-Day.

Q. Why did the guy add laxatives and cannabis oil to his coffee?
A. Just for some shits and grins.

Q. What beverage do serial killers drink?
A. Cruel Tea.

Q. What is a ghost pirate's favorite kind of tea?
A. Boo Tea.

Q. What is a liquidation sale?
A. When bottled water is on sale!

Q. What do you call it when a supermarket only sells beverages in bottles?
A. Totally un-canny.

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