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Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. Poultry in Motion.Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before. Cow Over the Moon Meme: Hey Diddle Diddle.

Q. Why did the hen cross the road?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken.

Q. What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!

Q. How diddle the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She jumped into udder space.

Fun FarmSaying: A Horse is a Very Stable Animal.When making non-dairy butter, there is little margarine for error. Q. Why couldn't the chicken find her egg? A. Because she mislaid it.

Q. Why do horses fart when they buck?
A. Because they can't acheive full horsepower without gas!

Q. What job best suits a cow?
A. Baker, because they make cow pies all the time.

Q. Did you hear about the chicken who only laid eggs during winter?
A. She was no spring chicken.

Q. What Do You Call a Man Who Drinks and Falls Off His Horse? A. Wine-Stoned CowboyWhy Did the Farmer Quit? His celery wasn't high enough!Q. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

Q. Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A. He's got no beef.

Q. What do you get if you cross a robot and a tractor?
A. A Trans-farmer!

Q. What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.

My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.Q. Why is a Barn So Noisy? A. The Cows All Have Horns.Gnome McDonald Pranked the Farm, sing it again!

If a baby pig is called a piglet, is a young bull called a bullet?

Q. Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?
A. She wanted chocolate milk.

Q. How did the gnome farmer fix his torn jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch.

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