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(Because Cultivated City Puns and Urbane Jokes Are TOO Mainstream for Hipster Donkeys and Country Asses!)
Warning: Donkey Puns Present. Watch Where You Walk! The fertilizer stink isn't the most painful thing ahead.
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Q. What do you call a donkey that throws nuts to the moon? A. An ass-throw-nut!Q. What do you get if you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction? A. Two eye-gl-asses for the price of one!Q. What do you call a baby donkey? A. A Burrito!

Q. What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D?
A. A smart ass!

Q. What do you call a bar fight with donkeys?
A. Whoop ass.

Q. What do you get if a donkey eats a porcupine?
A. A pain in the ass.

Q. How do you insult a lazy mule?
A. Call him half-assed!

Q. Why don't mules ever do a good job?
A. Because they do everything half ass!

Q. What do you call a donkey that plays the banjo?
A. Bluegr-ass.

Q. Which NFL football team matchup is always a winner for donkey fans?
A. Colts vs Broncos.

Q. What is a donkey's favorite garden tool?
A. The wheel-burro!

Q. What do jackasses send out at Christmas time?
A. Mule-tide greetings.

Q. What happens when you buy a mini donkey?
A. You get a little ass.

Q. What do you call a donkey that digs a tunnel?
A. A burro.

Q. What do you get if you cross a jackass and a motorcycle?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.

Q. What did the redneck name his new jackass?
A. KickAss.

Q. Did you hear about the donkey who thought he was a hobo? A. His friends call him Under-p-ass!Q. How do you compliment a donkey? A. "Hay, nice ass!"Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids? A. An ass-teroid!

Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?
A. A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

Q. What do you call a donkey with a drinking problem?
A. Wine Gl-ass.

Q. What do you call a donkey with a big defect?
A. Sterile. OUCH!

Horsey Chat Up Line: Hey baby, is your daddy a donkey? 'Cause your ass is so nice!

Q. What do you call a donkey that suffered a brain injury?
A. A dumb ass.

Q. What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS?
A. A Comp-ass.

Q. What do you call it when you drop the little donkey you were carrying because Painful Puns cracked you up so much?
A. Laughing your ass off.

Q. Why didn't the donkey take dancing lessons?
A. 'Cause he had two left feet.

A man fell in love with his donkey and decided to marry her. At the wedding, the minister said, "Well, this is refreshing. Usually it's the woman who marries the ass."

Q. How do you compliment a burro?
A. Nice ass!

Donkey Etiquette Pointer of the Day: Burros hate it when you use the term: Freezing My ASS Off!

Q. What do you get if you cross a famous American duelist and a donkey?
A. Aaron Burro.

Did you hear about the guy who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? Doctors say his condition is stable!Q. What is a locksmith's favorite beast of burden? A. Donkey!I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1, and it did! But, all the others came in at 12:30!

Q. Why did the Donkeys win every football game?
A. Because they have a twenty-mule team.

Q. What did a waiter say to the donkey?
A. I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

A man walks into a bar owned by asses. The bartender asks, "Why the short face?"

Q. What do you call a donkey that keeps time?
A. An hourgl-ass.

Q. What do you call a donkey ninny who's afraid to speak up?
A. Candy Ass.

Q. Where do donkeys have to go when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!

Q. Why did 20-mule teams venture into Death Valley for borax?
A. Because the trail boss's wife was a clean freak.

Q. Which beast of burden isn't allowed over the border?
A. A drug mule.

Q. What is a donkey's favorite state?
A. Neighbraska! Yee Haw!

Q. Why do horses fart when they buck? A. Because they can't acheive full horse power without gas!Hulk Says: Yuck, I just stepped in a big pile of Monday!A horse walks into a bar. Bartender confuses idioms with jokes and offers him a glass of water, but he ca't make him drink it!

Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a donkey's wonkey?
A. A Mechanic!

Donkey Etiquette Tip of the Day: Burros love it when you use the term: Laughing My ASS Off!

Q. What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
A. A Zeedonk! (And, that is NOT a joke!)

Q. Why did the donkey talk with hay in its mouth?
A. It lacked good stable manners.

Q. Why did the farmer ride his burro into town?
A. It was too heavy to carry.

Q. What do you call a well-balanced mule?
A. Stable.

Equine Chat Up Line: Hey there, I bet the other donkeys are jealous 'cause that's one fine ass.

Q. How do you get a donkey drunk?
A. Drink him under the stable.

Q. Which four pets did every chic woman own in the 1960s?
A. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.

Q. What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A. Wonkey!

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