| Q.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a donkey's
wonkey?
A. A Mechanic!
Donkey
Etiquette Tip of the Day: Burros love it when you
use the term: Laughing My ASS Off!
Q.
What is it called when donkeys party loudly?
A Cele-bray-ting.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
A. A Zeedonk! (And, that is NOT a joke!) |
Q.
Why did the donkey talk with hay in its mouth?
A. It lacked good stable manners.
Q.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver and
several thousand hares.
Equine
Chat Up Line: Hey there,
I bet the other donkeys are jealous 'cause that's one fine
ass.
Q.
Why did the pack mule guide quit his job in the Superstition
Mountains?
A. He wanted a change of pace. |
Q.
How do you get a donkey drunk?
A. Drink him under the stable.
Q.
Which four pets did every chic woman own in the 1960s?
A. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger
in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.
Q.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A. Wonkey!
Q.
What is it called when donkeys party loudly?
A Cele-bray-ting. |
