Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something.
Q.
Where do hens stay at night when they're on a long road
trip?
A. At the Chick Inn.
Q.
Why didn't the hipster chicken cross the flooded road?
A. 'Cause it was too mainstream.
Q.
Why did the chicken in Denver cross the road when the RTD
bus didn't stop for her?
A. To get to another Ride.
Q.
Why did the chicken cross Morrison Road?
A. To go on a peck-nic at Red Rocks Amphitheatre. |
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the dromos?
A. 'Cause she was in Rhodes.
Q.
Why did the chicken caress the road?
A. She was glad to be back on planet Earth after her alien
abduction.
Q.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A. In a KFC bucket...
Q.
Why did the chicken chorus the road?
A. She was practicing her part in the musical hensemble.
Q.
Which pedal do chicken racecar drivers favor when they're
speeding across the road?
A. The egg-celerator. |
Q.
Why did the chicken cross the road driving a Challenger?
A. To get out a Dodge.
Q.
How did the wealthy rubber chicken travel to Svengoolie's
MeTV studio?
A. In a stretch limo.
Q.
Which kind of car does an egg-centric retro rooster
drive across the road?
A. A 1963 Coupe de Ville.
Did
you hear about the chicken named Dora that crossed the road
driving a Ford SUV? Yeah, she was an Explorer.
Q.
What do chickens do to prepare for a trip to Buffalo?
A. They just wing it. |