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Q. Why did the rooster cross the road? A. To cock-a-doodle-do something!
Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road? A. It was take your child to work day!

Q. How does a chicken mail a letter to a friend? A. In an henvelope!
Q. Why did the chicken's coach cross the basketball court? A. It heard the referee calling fowls!

 


Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Again?
Cross right over to egg-celerated road puns, mobile hen humor, and fast-moving chicken jokes.

Traveling Chicken Jokes, Poultry in Motion Puns
(Because Moving Chic Jokes and Cross Hen Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream On the Other Side of the Road!)
Warning: Cross the Road with Caution! Fowl travel jokes, moving hen humor, and lay it on the line puns ahead.
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Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again? a. A dirty double crosser!Q. Why do chickens risk crossing the road? A. They're not afraid to stick their neck out!Q. why did the chicken cross the Net? a. To get to the other site!

Q. How do hens get off the highway to get to Chicken Road?
A. They take the eggs-it.

Q. Why did the hen dance her way across the road?
A. 'Cause she was a funky chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken crush the road in Florida?
A. She didn't. That was just another sink-hole!

Q. Why did the chicken curse the road?
A. She's tired of all these Painful poultry in motion Puns.

Q. Why did the chicken CROSS the road?
A. 'Cause there was a vampire standing on the other side

Q. Why didn't the possessed chicken cross the road?
A. She didn't have the spirit of adventure.

Q. Why did the chicken close the road?
A. There was an accident at the Deer X-ing sign.

Q. Why did the chicken cruise the road?
A. She was carried away in an enexpected gully washer...

Q. Why did the ADHD chicken cross the road in 15 seconds?
A. To get to the TikTok app on the other site.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the light bulb jokes on the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken curse the road?
A. She was boiling mad about all the dangerous potholes on the way to the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the roda?
A. To get to the dyslexia jokes on the other dies.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road half way? A. She wanted to lay it on the line!Q. Why did the T-Rex cross the road? A. because chickens hadn't evolved yet!Perhaps one day chickens will be able to cross the road without being judged on their motives!

Q. How did the rubber chicken win the road race?
A. She pulled ahead in the home stretch.

Q. Why did the clown cross the road?
A. To get his rubber chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road on a tricycle?
A. 'Cause the clown car was full.

Q. Why did the chicken suddenly stop for lunch?
A. 'Cause there was a fork in the road.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A. 'Cause it was in the middle of the road.

Q. Why did the chicken Grim Reaper cross the hay field?
A. To get to the other scythe.

Q. Why did Dr. Jekyll's chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other Hyde.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road with Herman Munster?
A. 'Cause she was a mad scientist.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

Q. Why did the hen case the road?
A. 'Cause she's a notorious chick con.

Q. Why did the hen cross the road out of Ukraine?
A. The chicken didn't want to end up in Kiev.

Q. Why did the chicken curse the road at Deadman's Curve?
A. It was the witch's day off.

Q. Why did a chicken cross the playground? A. To get to the other slide1Q. Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road? A. because it wanted to play squash!Q. why did the chicken cross the basketball court? a. because the ref called fowl!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the woad?
A. 'Cause she was Elmer Fudd's bird.

Q. How did the chick con cross the road?
A. In a getaway car.

Q. Why did the chicken skate across the icy road?
A. To get in another glide.

Q. What do you get when a pig and a chicken have a high-speed collision while crossing the road?
A. Ham and eggs.

Q. What kind of athletic shoes do chickens wear when they cross the road?
A. Re-Bok-Bok-Boks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road after winning the marathon?
A. 'Cause somebody said, "Way to go!"

Q. When do chickens cross the road really fast?
A. At run o'clock.

Q. Why did the chicken course the road?
A. 'Cause she was a really bad golfer.

Q. What do Denverites call the chicken that crossed I25?
A. Suicidal!

Q. Why did the chicken unexpectedly change her vacation plans?
A. 'Cause she hit a bump in the road.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the moat?
A. To get to the road.

Q. Why did the chicken crevice the road in Califronia?
A. She didn't. The earthquake did.

q. Why did the rooster cross the road? A. because chicks were on the other side!When the chickens were tired of the farm, did they fly the coop!Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A. If it had four doors, it would be a sedan!

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do something.

Q. Where do hens stay at night when they're on a long road trip?
A. At the Chick Inn.

Q. Why didn't the hipster chicken cross the flooded road?
A. 'Cause it was too mainstream.

Q. Why did the chicken in Denver cross the road when the RTD bus didn't stop for her?
A. To get to another Ride.

Q. Why did the chicken cross Morrison Road?
A. To go on a peck-nic at Red Rocks Amphitheatre.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the dromos?
A. 'Cause she was in Rhodes.

Q. Why did the chicken caress the road?
A. She was glad to be back on planet Earth after her alien abduction.

Q. How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A. In a KFC bucket...

Q. Why did the chicken chorus the road?
A. She was practicing her part in the musical hensemble.

Q. Which pedal do chicken racecar drivers favor when they're speeding across the road?
A. The egg-celerator.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road driving a Challenger?
A. To get out a Dodge.

Q. How did the wealthy rubber chicken travel to Svengoolie's MeTV studio?
A. In a stretch limo.

Q. Which kind of car does an egg-centric retro rooster drive across the road?
A. A 1963 Coupe de Ville.

Did you hear about the chicken named Dora that crossed the road driving a Ford SUV? Yeah, she was an Explorer.

Q. What do chickens do to prepare for a trip to Buffalo?
A. They just wing it.

Q. Why did the cactus cross the road? A.  It was stuck to the chicken!Q. What did a chicken say after walking through poison ivy? A. You scratch my beak and 'll scrach yours!Q. Why did the rooster run away? A. He was chicken!

Q. Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?
A. A gaggle of geese thugs was camped out in the park on the other side.

Q. What did the chicken get when she crossed a node with a street?
A. A bump in the road.

Q. Why did the baked chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the pot shop on the other side.

Q. Why was the chicken arrested after crossing the road?
A. She was caught jaywalking.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To visit with all the peeps on the other side.

Q. What do you call a chicken on an icy road?
A. A slick hen.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from all the Painful hen Puns!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the construction site?
A. She wanted to see a human lay a brick.

Q. Why did the chick hair stylist cross the road?
A. To get to the other dyes.

Q. Why did the chicken take a detour on the street?
A. The road was closed.

Q. Why did the tired chicken limp across the road?
A. To get back to her other stride.

Q. How did the old chicken die?
A. She didn't look both ways before crossing the road.

Q. Why didn't the undead skeleton chicken cross the road?
A. She lacked the guts for the adventure.

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