Why did the blonde cowboy only wear one spur?
A. Duh! Where one side of the horse goes, the other side
will go, too!
How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three
days, and ride out on Friday?
A. His horse's name is Friday!
What do you give to a sick horse?
A. Cough Stirrup!
Pick-Up Line: Hay Mare,
how would you like to join my exclusive racing club?
What do you call a donkey that suffered a brain injury?
A. A dumb ass.
Etiquette Pointer of the Day: Burros hate it when
you use the term: Freezing My ASS Off!
What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS?
A. A Comp-ass.
Why don't mules ever do a good job?
A. Because they do everything half ass!
Why are most horses in such great shape?
A. Because they eat a stable diet.
What do you call a horse that's traveled all over the world?
A. A globe trotter.
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A. He thought he'd get a kick out of it.
What is black and white, and eats like a horse?
A. A Zebra.
Come-On Line: Hey Mare,
I am hung like a horse!