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Wildly Funny Animal Pick-Up Lines
(Because Tame Hookup Humor and Wildly Funny Mating Calls Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Laughing Hyenas!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Wild animals on the make, horny hookup, and fauna mating puns ahead.
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Camel Says: Happy Hump Day!Q. What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.Q. What did one horse say to another? A. The pace is familiar, but I can't remember the mane!

Camel Pick-Up Line: Hey Wednesday, wanna take these humps out for a test ride?

Camel Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, nice camel toe. Wanna hump?

Wednesday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you.

Deep Sea Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, do you like whales? 'Cause I was thinking we could humpback at my place.

Doggie Style Hookup Line: Hey bae, your doghouse or mine?

Good Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sniff?

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, don't make me beg for it like a dog!

Wildlife Alert Come-On: Hey girl, can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control 'cause I just saw a fox!

Fauna Chat Up Line: Hey Kit, it's hunting season and a fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!

Hooting Hookup Line: Hey baby, I've been thinking about you – owl night long...

Great Horned Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, does your daddy have a pet owl? 'Cause you are a real hoot.

Fair Feather Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you like owls? 'Cause you're gonna love what Owl give you.

Birdwatching Pick-Up Line: They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite!

Birding Pick-Up Line: Hey chicky, do you regurgitate on a first date?

Horsey Pick-Up Line: Hello Mare, wanna go for a roll in the hay?

Horse Come-On Line: Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!

Horsey Pick-Up Line: Hay girl, aren't you tired? 'Cause you've been galloping through my mind all evening.

Horse Pick-Up Line: Hay Mare, how would you like to join my exclusive racing club?

Horsey Pick-Up Line: Hay Mare, wanna horse around?

Horse Pick-Up Line: Hey Filly, how 'bout I be your gallant steed and you be my knight, riding me all night long?

Horse Hookup Line: Hay lady, would you like to star in my cowboy movie? You can ride my pony all night long.

Unicorn Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I have got a major horn on for you!

Q. What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant? A. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but nobody knows how they got in there?Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper!

Wild Animal Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, why don't we play zoo? And, you can try to tame my monkey.

Wild Animal Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!

Wild Animal Hookup Line: Excuse me deer, may I have this mating dance?

Wild Animal Pick-Up Line: Hey wild one, I'd like to domesticate you!

Wild Animal Magnetism Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, life's a jungle, so let's go to your place and behave like animals!

Wild Animal Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do those stripes go all the way down?

Six-Legged Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, how many eyes does this fly have? It doesn't matter, because all of them are on you, you, you baby.

Buggy Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, are you a termite? 'Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

Flying Insect Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.

Mothra Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you're a bright light and I'm a bug, because I am so darned attracted to you.

Buggy Diner Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you have any lice with that shake?

Elephant Hookup Line: Hey girl, you can come up and ride me any time you want.

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Know why I'm so tall? So that I can spot gorgeous babes like you in a crowd.

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'd twist my neck to get a glimpse of you.

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, wanna see if what they say about the height of an animal is actually true?

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Hey little lady, you can perfectly compliment my height.

Giraffe Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, what are you doing way down there? 'Cause I thought angels are all up in heaven.

Q. How do you compliment a donkey? A. "Hay, nice ass!"Funny Arachnid Riddle: Q. What do you call young married spiders? A. Newly WebsQ. Where do cows get together? A. At the meet market!

Equine Chat Up Line: Hey there, I bet the other donkeys are jealous 'cause that's one fine ass.

Miniature Horse Pick-Up Line: Hay there, girl.

Horsey Chat Up Line: Hey baby, is your daddy a donkey? 'Cause your ass is so nice!

Dinosaur Language Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, yo-ass-issic!

Dinosaur Pick-Up Line: Hey mate, let's Triassic some tenderness.

Stallion Come-On Line: Hey Mare, I am hung like a horse!

Horse Hookup Line: Hay lady, you're a fine little filly. I'm a purebred myself, so you wanna go for a quick trot?

Q. When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. After their webbing day.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey girl, you wanna play lion tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey Kitty, wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll throw you my meat.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey babe, are you from Narnia? 'Cause you sure make my lion roar.

Pick Up a Little Lion Line: Meow.

Wildcat Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

No Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, you can trust me, 'cause I'm not a cheetah.

Bullish Pick-Up Line: Hey Bessie, I have a major horn on for you.

Cow Pick-Up Line: Hay Bessie, my love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.

Bull Pick-Up Poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.

Cow Pick-Up Line: Hay Elsie, can I place this cowbell around your neck? 'Cause I want to follow you forever.

Milky Pick-Up Line: Hay girl, have you ever milked a cow before? 'Cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

Bull Pick-Up Line: Cow you doin'?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but it's cramped!Q. What do you get if a pig and a chicken bump into each other? A. Ham and Eggs!Q. How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend? A. With his pecker!

Pet Hamster Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!

Squirrelly Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna see my nuts?

Jackrabbit PickUp Line: Hey Bunny, the ears aren't the only thing that's big about me

Hare-y Pick-Up Line: Are you the Energizer Bunny? 'Cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

Pick Up a Rabbit Line: Hey there Peter, can I rub your foot for luck?

Briar Patch Pick-Up Line: Hey Bunny, if I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

Down Unda Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you be the eucalyptus tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.

Down Unda Pick-Up Line: Hey Sheila, I have the necessary koala-fications to make you a very happy girl.

Q. What do you call a pig that's absolutely no fun to be around?
A. A Boar!

Q. Which kind of social gatherings do pigs like the most?
A. Sow-prise parties!

Chicken Sh*t Pick-Up Line: Hey chick, I'm a birdwatcher who's looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher. Do you know where else I might find one?

Ovine Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are ewe a sheep? 'Cause your body is unbaalievable.

Sheepish Hookup Line: Hey, ewe wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch!

Baad Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, If you were a sheep, I would clone you.

Sheepish Chat Up Line: Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.

Poultry Pick-Up Line: Hey chick, do you raise chickens? 'Cause you raise my cock.

Henhouse Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

Poultry Pick-Up Line: Hey chickadee, I'm no rooster, but just watch what this cock-a-do-to-you!

Paultry Poultry Pick-Up Line: Hey Penny, do you eat chicken? 'Cause you can suck my cock.

Henhouse Chat Up Line: Hey Henny, do you handle chickens? 'Cause you're really good with cocks.

Poultry Pick-Up Line: Hey Penny, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Poultry Pick-Up Line: Hey Bird, how about you be my turkey? 'Cause I can give you the stuffing you've been needing.

Water Fowl Pick-Up Line: Wanna Duck?

Q. What did one firefly say to another? A. You glow girl!Q. What do you call a promiscuous pony? A. A little whorse!I hate Valentine's Day! And I'm not even a hermit crab!

Buggy Pick-Up Poetry: I'm the flower, you're the bee. So, why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Birds 'N Bees Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, do you like Eagles? 'Cause I can make you sore.

Avian Pick-Up Line: Hey chick, do you like eagles? 'Cause I bet you'll spread 'em for me!

Avian Pick-Up Line: Hey chicky, do you like Bald Eagles? 'Cause I can make you soar.

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, where you fin my whole life?

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, if you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey babe, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I want to catch and mount.

Stallion Pick-Up Line: Hey Mare, I'd love to foal-fill all of your needs tonight.

Horse Chat Up Line: Hay baby, how 'bout you lose that saddle and come be my mane squeeze?

Horse Pick-Up Line: Hay there, you must be tired, 'cause you've been trotting through my mind all day!

Equine Pick-Up Line: Hay Mare, are you a racehorse? 'Cause when I ride you, you'll always finish first.

Racy Horse Pick-Up Line: Hay there big fella, if I ran a race with you, I'd let you come first every time!

Mythical Beast Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a unicorn? 'Cause you are my ultimate intimate fantasy!

Sea Pick-Up Line: Hey prawn-cess, you're so hot that you turn all the other shellfish red.

Sea Life Pick-Up Line: Hey Shelly, would you mind if I crab your ass?

Spineless Sea Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, some call me Portuguese man-of-war, but I'm just the jellyfish of love.

Toadie Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, can my tadpoles come over to swim in your pond?

Sea Lion Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, how about we go behind this rock and seal the deal?

Sea Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!

Sea Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, they don't call me a sperm whale for nothing!

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