| Q.
Where is the best place to find info about African animal?
A. Safari.
Q.
How can a hyena make a hippopotamus do whatever he wants?
A. Hippo-notise him.
Q.
Which African animal preaches one thing, yet does the opposite?
A. The Hippo-crite.
Q.
Which music genre do old hippopotami dance to?
A. Hip Pop.
Q.
What do you call the hyena that ate your mother's sister?
A. An aunt-eater.
Q.
Why did the bird lose all its feathers after the Mt. Kilimanjaro
eruption?
A. 'Cause it was molten.
Q.
Why shouldn't you taunt a crocodile?
A. It might come back to bite you in the end!
An
arrogant crocodile walks up to a group of African lions
and tells them how much better he is than they are. He was
consumed by pride. OOPS!
Q.
Why didn't the short giraffe have friends?
A. 'Cause he wouln't stick his neck out for anybody. |
Q.
Which African wildlife refuge is inhabited by herds of giraffes?
A. Giraffic Park.
Q.
What is green and hangs from trees in Africa?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A. Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Giraffe
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae,
wanna see if what they say about the height of an animal
is actually true?
Q.
What do you call it if a giraffe swallows a drone?
A. A a big plane in the neck.
Giraffe
Pick-Up Line: Hello down
there. Girl, we'd be the same height if we were lying down.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a giraffe?
A. Bacon and legs.
Giraffe
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
if I bend my knees, I'll still be up to your standards.
Giraffe
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
it's a new and exciting world up here full of opportunities
you never even dreamed of – me for instance. |
Q.
What happens to a male rhinocerous when he goes through
puberty?
A. He gets horny.
Q.
What is a drunken white rhinocerous called?
A. An imbibing albino rhino wino.
Q.
What is a rhinocerous call girl called?
A. A rhin-hoe.
White
Rhino Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, I have got a major horn on for you!
Q.
Why did the African elephants start a stampede?
A. They wanted to be herd!
Q.
What do you call a pachyderm with really big ears?
A. EarElephant, but that just doesn't matter.
Q.
What is the biggest thing in Africa these days?
A. Elephants!
Q.
Where are elephant jokes found?
A. They are so big that they're seldom lost.
Q.
Which kind of pachyderm flies over Africa?
A. The Dumbo Jet.
Q.
Which kind of African insect is so strong that it can fell
a tree?
A. An elephANT. |
