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How did the bunnies deliver so many Easter baskets so quickly?
A. Lots of co-hop-eration.
Q.
Which music genre does the Easter Bunny get down with?
A. Hip hop.
Q.
What does the alternate universe Easter Bunny leave kids?
A. Deviled eggs.
Q.
Why did the Easter egg hide from the Easter Bunny?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q.
How do we know the Easter Bunny IS really smart?
A. Because he's an egghead!
Q.
What happened when the Easter Bunny misbehaved at school?
A. He was egg-spelled!
Q.
Where does the Easter Bunny get a lot of good eggs?
A. New Yolk City.
Q.
Why does the Easter Bunny paint Easter eggs?
A. Because that's easier than wallpapering them.
Q.
Which famous rabbit was an anethesiologist?
A. The Ether Bunny.
Q.
Which rabbit works at a bread bakery?
A. The Yeaster Bunny.
Q.
Which rabbit jumps off bridges holding baskets of eggs?
A. The Easter Bungee.
Q.
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A. Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver and
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Q.
How do hares travel to work each day?
A. They use rabbit transit.
Q.
How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare plane.
Q.
What does the president of the Rabbit Republic travel?
A. He flies on Hare Force One.
Q.
Why couldn't the passenger bring his dead rabbit on the
airplane?
A. No carrion allowed.
Q.
Where do Colorado rabbits learn to be pilots?
A. At the U.S. Hare-force Academy.
Q.
Who is the mot famous rabbit aviator?
A. Amelia Harehart.
Q.
Which air carrier do rabbits prefer?
A. United Hare Lines.
Q.
What is the rabbit's job at the hotel?
A. Bellhop.
Q.
Which movie is about two rabbits that race down the road?
A. The Fast and the Furriest.
Bunny
Pun of the Day: A guy almost hit a rabbit last night. Luckily
he missed it by a hare.
Q.
Which rabbit character was feature in oater films?
A. Hopalong Cassidy.
Q.
How do you show affection to a rabbit?
A. Treat it with tender loving hare.
Q.
Who is every hare's favorite acctor?
A. Rabbit De Niro.
Q.
What's on the back of a flying rabbit?
A. A red tailed hawk.
Q.
Why did the rabbit breeder decide to change careers?
A. He just wasn't hoppy with the pay.
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Q.
What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me?
Q.
What is invisible but smells like carrots?
A. Bunny farts.
Q.
Where do rabbits go for breakfast?
A. IHOP.
Q.
Why did the farmer's rabbits go on strike?
A. They wanted higher celery.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant with great eyesight that really likes carrots.
Q.
Why are bunnies so lucky?
A. 'Cause they don't just have one rabbit's foot, they've
got four.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a rooster?
A. A Hop-a-doodle-do-do.
Q.
Why did the hornet decide not to land on the bunny?
A. 'Cause the rabbit already has two Bs.
Q.
Is it true that rabbits are really good at math?
A. Yes, they're great at multiplying.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a bunny?
A. A Ribbit.
Q.
Why did the rabbit jump across the road?
A. "Cause he was going to IHOP.
Q.
What is a group of eight rabbits called?
A. A Rabbyte.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a lion with a rabbit?
A. Just a lion.
Q.
What are white arctic rabbits called?
A. Polar Hares.
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