| Q.
What did Mrs. Kangaroo expect her hubby to do with today's
to-do list?
A. Hop to it!
Q.
How does Sheila describe her mad, groucy hubby, Joey?
A. Angeroo.
Q.
Why do mother kangaroos dread rainy weather?
A. Because the kids have to play indoors!
Q.
What quenches a little kangaroo's thirst on a hot day?
A. A juice pouch.
Q.
What does the mommy kangaroo call her twins?
A. Her darling kanga-twos. |
Q.
Which Colorado craft beer do kangaroos enjoy?
A. Hop Around the Clock.
Q.
Why did the kangaroo hop into the bar?
A. He heard they were looking for a bouncer.
Q.
Whose beer is better: rabbit's or kangaroo's?
A. Both have plenty of hops, but the kangaroo's beer has
a lot more kick.
Q.
Which drinking game do kangaroos like to play?
A. Hop Scotch.
Kangaroo
Pick-Up Line: Hey big
guy, is that a snake in your pocket, or are you just hoppy
to see me?
|
Q.
Which kind of marsupial has really bad manners?
A. The kanga-rude.
Q.
What happens when you try to cross your donkey
with a kangaroo?
A. You get your ass kicked!
Q.
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
A. Hip hop.
Q.
Which kind of marsupial is a country bumpkin?
A. A kanga rube.
Q.
What did the sick kangaroo go to the hospital?
A. 'Cause he needed an hoperation. |
