Q. How do fast fireflies start a summer holiday race?
A. Ready, Set, Glow!

Entomolgy Fact of the Day: Old fireflies never die. They just glow on and off and on and off...

Q. What did the bees inside their hive say when the temperature topped 100º outside?
A. Sure swarm in here!

Q. Which kind of insect always whines and complains about everything?
A. The grumble-bee.

Q. How do avid collectors search for butterfilies online?
A. They use the Butterfly Net.

Q. Which butterfly is the fiercest in the garden?
A. The Tiger Swallowtail.

Customer: There's a caterpillar in my salad!
Waiter: Sorry madam, I didn't realize you were a vegetarian.

Q. What is a caterpillar's best swimming style?
A. The butterfly stroke.

Q. What is an insect's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug.

Customer: Waiter, there's a bug in my wine!
Waiter: Yes ma'am, you asked for a house red with a little body in it.

Q. How do you catch a slutty female wasp?
A. Use a hornet.

Customer: Waiter, there's a hornet in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir. It's the fly's day off.

Q. Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A. Too much competition!

Q. How do you bash an insect repellant brand?
A. Blast Off.

Q. What do apiarists call the mesmerizing buzzing around the beehive?
A. Bee-witching.

Customer: There's a bee in my alphabet soup!
Waiter: Yes sir, there's also an A, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K...

Q. What is the opposite of a stink bug?
A. A de-odor-ant.

Customer: Waiter, there's a small grasshopper in this salad.
Waiter: Sorry sir, would you like me to get you a larger one?

Two flies are sitting on a pile of poop. One fly farts, and the other fly yells, "Hey, I'm trying to eat here!"

Poop-ular Ad Slogan: Eat sh*t! 'Cause trillions of flies cannot be wrong!

Q. What do you call a small female insect who can see the future?
A. Clair Voy Ant.

Q. What do ants use to smell nice?
A. De-odor-ant.

Q. Where do the most ants live?
A. In Antlantic City.

Q. What do you call a ladybug or a scarab that prefers to ascend up steep surfaces?
A. An uphill beetle.

Q. What is the most musical insect?
A. The Hum Bug.

Q. Which kind of house plants are flies really afraid of?
A. Spider plants!

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry sir, the spider on your breadsticks will get it.

Q. Why were the worker bees threatening to go out on strike?
A. 'Cause they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q. Which competitive sport do the hive's drones play against members of neighboring hives?
A. Rug-bee.

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the hell is in Raid?

Customer: There's a cochroach on my steak.
Vegan Waiter: Yes sir, they don't seem to care what they eat.

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