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Q. What do you call an illegally parked frog? A. toad!
Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a snake? A. A junprope!
Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a rabbit? a. A Bunny Ribbit!
Q. How do you make frog legs? A. In a croak pot!

 

 


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(Because Toadie Jokes and Taod-All Wreck Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Disecting a Frog!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Hoppy frog jokes, hopalong humor, long jump laughs and cr-oak tree puns ahead.
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Q. Why are frogs so happy? A. because they eat whatever bugs them!
 
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A. Ope-toad sandals!
 
Q. Why did the frog take the bus to work? A. His car was toad!

Q. How is explaining a joke like disecting a frog?
A. You understand it better, but it still dies in the end.

Q. Which kind of fairy tale do tadpoles like best?
A. Ones with a hoppy ending.

Q. Why did the frog jump across the road?
A. 'Cause he was going to IHOP.

Q. How was the tenor frog's performance at the opera house?
A. Absolutely ribbeting.

Q. When is your car just like a frog?
A. When it's being toad!

Q. What is a tadpole's favorite Dr. Seuss book?
A. Hop On Pop.

Q. What does a frog do when his car battery is dead and the car won't go?
A. He gets a jump start.

Q. What does a frog do when his car breaks down?
A. He calls a toad truck!

Q. What happened to the frog's car when the toad truck drove off the cliff?
A. It was a toad-all loss.

Q. What kind of music do amphibians listen to? A. Hip Hop!
 
q. What happens when two frogs collide? a. They get tongue-tied!
 
Q. What do you get when you plant a frog? A. A Cr-Oak Tree!

Q. Which prestigious prize did the hip hop frog win?
A. A Grammy Awart.

Q. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A. H-opera!

Toadie Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout you hop right into my pond tonight?

Q. What does a frog say when he's pleasuring himself?
A. Rub it, rub it.

Q. What is a frog's favorite summer flower?
A. A Bug-onia.

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog, a rooster, and a pickle?
A. A croak-a-doodle-dill.

Q. what do stylish frogs wear? A. Jumpsuits!
 
Q. What kind of bull doesn't have horns? A. A bullfrog!
 
Q. What do you say to a frog hitchhiker? A. Hop In!

Toadie Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, can my tadpoles come over to swim in your pond?

Q. What do lady amphibians carry their cellphones and lipstick in?
A. A toad bag.

Q. What do you get when you cross a poisonous frog with a swamp gator?
A. A croak-adile.

Q. How do taods navigate around in San Francisco Bay?
A. They use frog horns.

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. They always make the jump shots.

Q. How did a frog win a gold medal at the Olympics?
A. He aced the long jump.

Q. Where do frogs keep their treasure? A. At the end of the rainbow in a croak of gold!
 
Q. What do you get if you cross a bison and a frog? A. A buffa-toad!
 
Q. What is a frog's favorite time? A Leap Year!

Q. Why did the frog leave the White House lawn?
A. To get out of the No Fly Zone.

Q. Where do frogs ferment their gherkins and dills?
A. In a pickle croak.

Q. Why is it so hard to poison a frog?
A. 'Cause they know the anti-toad.

Q. What is it called when two frogs get into a head on collison?
A. A toad-all wreck.

Q. What does a frog say when everything is going his way?
A. Toad-ally Awesome!

Q. Which frog's character was feature in oater films?
A. Hopalong Cassidy.

Q. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A. A Croaker Spaniel!
 
Q. How do frogs and rabbits settle their differences? A. They play hopscotch!
 
Q. Where do frogs keep their money? A. In a river bank!

Q. What is a toad's favorite spring flower?
A. The Croak-us!

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a baseball player?
A. An outfielder who catches flies, and then eats them!

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog with a bunny?
A. A Ribbit.

Q. What happened after the bunny-less hares adopted a frog?
A. He could only speak Rabbit.

Q. What is a frog's favorite ballet?
A. Swamp Lake.

Q. What is a wealthy frog called?
A. A gold-blooded amphibian.

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