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Frog Jokes, Tadpole Puns, Horny Toad Humor
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on toad-ally ribbiting puns, hip hop humor, leap year laughs and a-wart
winning frog jokes.
Toad Jokes, Frog Humor, Tongue-Tied Puns
(Because Toadie Jokes and Taod-All
Wreck Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're
Disecting a Frog!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Hoppy frog jokes, hopalong humor, long jump
laughs and cr-oak tree puns ahead.
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| 5 | Hiss-terical
Snake Jokes, Boa Puns | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | Pet Reptile Humor
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly LOLs | Spider
Jokes |
Q.
How is explaining a joke like disecting a frog?
A. You understand it better, but it still dies in the end.
Q.
Which kind of fairy tale do tadpoles like best?
A. Ones with a hoppy ending.
Q.
Why did the frog jump across the road?
A. 'Cause he was going to IHOP. |
Q. How was the tenor frog's performance at the opera house?
A. Absolutely ribbeting.
Q.
When is your car just like a frog?
A. When it's being toad!
Q.
What is a tadpole's favorite Dr. Seuss book?
A. Hop On Pop. |
Q.
What does a frog do when his car battery is dead and the
car won't go?
A. He gets a jump start.
Q.
What does a frog do when his car breaks down?
A. He calls a toad truck!
Q.
What happened to the frog's car when the toad truck drove
off the cliff?
A. It was a toad-all loss. |
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Q. Which prestigious prize did the hip hop frog win?
A. A Grammy Awart.
Q.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A. H-opera! |
Toadie
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout you hop right into my
pond tonight?
Q.
What does a frog say when he's pleasuring himself?
A. Rub it, rub it. |
Q.
What is a frog's favorite summer flower?
A. A Bug-onia.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog, a rooster, and a pickle?
A. A croak-a-doodle-dill. |
Toadie
Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, can my tadpoles come over to swim
in your pond?
Q.
What do lady amphibians carry their cellphones and lipstick
in?
A. A toad bag. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a poisonous frog with a swamp
gator?
A. A croak-adile.
Q.
How do taods navigate around in San Francisco Bay?
A. They use frog horns. |
Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. They always make the jump shots.
Q.
How did a frog win a gold medal at the Olympics?
A. He aced the long jump. |
| Q.
Why did the frog leave the White House lawn?
A. To get out of the No Fly Zone.
Q.
Where do frogs ferment their gherkins and dills?
A. In a pickle croak. |
Q.
Why is it so hard to poison a frog?
A. 'Cause they know the anti-toad.
Q.
What is it called when two frogs get into a head on collison?
A. A toad-all wreck.
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Q.
What does a frog say when everything is going his way?
A. Toad-ally Awesome!
Q.
Which frog's character was feature in oater films?
A. Hopalong Cassidy. |
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What is a toad's favorite spring flower?
A. The Croak-us!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a baseball player?
A. An outfielder who catches flies, and then eats them!
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Q. What do you get if you cross a frog with a bunny?
A. A Ribbit.
Q.
What happened after the bunny-less hares adopted a frog?
A. He could only speak Rabbit. |
Q. What is a frog's favorite ballet?
A. Swamp Lake.
Q.
What is a wealthy frog called?
A. A gold-blooded amphibian. |
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Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
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Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
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| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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