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Q. What game do Scottish toads play? A. Hop Scotch!
Q. What is a frog's favorite treat? A. Llli-Hops!



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('Cause Croak 'n Dagger Puns and Unhoppy Frog Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You Know Morse Toad!)
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Q. What did the sick frog need? A. An emergency hoperation!
Q. What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? A. Krmit The Fog!
Q. What ahimal goes "Dot dot croak, dot dash croak? A. Morse Toad!

Q. Who does a frog see when he has eye problems?
A. An hopthalmologist!

Q. Why did the bullfrog go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.

Q. What does a frog receptionist say?
A. How may I hop you?

Q. Which cookbook do frogs use most ofter?
A. Betty Croaker.

Q. What is a frog's favorite classic TV show?
A. Hoppy Days.

Q. Which kind of cooker should you use to make frog legs?
A. A croak pot.

Q. What do you call a toad spy?
A. A croak and dagger agent.

Q. Which sci-fi film series is every frog's faavorite?
A. Star Warts.

Q. What is the frog's job at the hotel?
A. Bellhop.

Q. What do toads like to drink? a. Hot croako!
Q. What do you get if you cross a gator and a poisonous frog? A. A croak-odile!
Q. What does a frog order at McDonalds? A. French Flies!

Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. 'Cause they eat whatever bugs them!

Q. What did the drunken frogs drink at the pub?
A. Hops Scotch.

Q. Why did that toad go to prison?
A. He robbed the local riverbank.

Q. What do you hear from dusk 'til dawn if you cross a frog and a rooster?
A. Croak-a-doodle-do!

Q. Where is a frog's favorite place to catch a quick breakfast?

Q. What is a frog's favorite cut of meat?
A. A Riblet.

Q. What did the bus driver say to the frog? A. Hop On!
Q. Where can you get a good deal on frog eggs? A. At a spawn shop!
Q. What game do drunk pary frogs play? A. Hop-Scotch!

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit, ribbit and the other says rub-it, rub-it.

Q. Which kind of car did frogs prefer during the '50s, '60s, and '70s?
A. VW Beetles.

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Blonde: I'll pass. Frog legs make me too jumpy.

Q. What do frogs order at French restaurants?
A. Snails.

Q. Which style of shoes should you wear while disecting a frog?
A. Open-toad.

Q. What do stylish frogs wear when they go sky diving?
A. Jumpsuits.

Q, What did the frog order at McDonald's? A. French flies and a diet croak!
Q. What do yu get if you cross a frog and a ferry? A. A Hoppercraft!
Q. Why was the frog so down in the mouth? A. He was unhoppy!

Q. What does a frog order at a fast food restaurant along with his French flies?
A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. What do frogs order at Italian restaurants?
A. Ribbitoni.

Q. Which kind of frog has horns?
A. A Bullfrog.

Q. Which kind of shoes do stylish frogs wear during the summer?
A. Open-toad sandals

Q. How do despondent frogs die?
A. They Kermit Suicide.

Q. Which kind of amphibian hangs from the ceiling at Christmas time?
A. Mistle-toad.

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