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Toad Jokes, Sick Frog Humor, Ribbit Puns
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on in for tasty ribbitoni puns, hot croak-o humor, French fles laughs
and frog legs jokes.
Hungry Frog Jokes, Toad Puns, Croaking Laughs
('Cause Croak 'n Dagger Puns
and Unhoppy Frog Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
When You Know Morse Toad!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Jumpy frog jokes, hopscotch humor, jumpsuit
LOLs and Kermit The Fog puns ahead.
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| 5 | Hiss-terical
Snake Jokes, Boa Puns | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | Pet Reptile Humor
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly LOLs | Spider
Jokes |
| Q.
Who does a frog see when he has eye problems?
A. An hopthalmologist!
Q.
Why did the bullfrog go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little jumpy.
Q.
What does a frog receptionist say?
A. How may I hop you? |
Q. Which cookbook do frogs use most ofter?
A. Betty Croaker.
Q.
What is a frog's favorite classic TV show?
A. Hoppy Days.
Q.
Which kind of cooker should you use to make frog legs?
A. A croak pot.
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Q.
What do you call a toad spy?
A. A croak and dagger agent.
Q.
Which sci-fi film series is every frog's faavorite?
A. Star Warts.
Q.
What is the frog's job at the hotel?
A. Bellhop. |
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Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. 'Cause they eat whatever bugs them!
Q.
What did the drunken frogs drink at the pub?
A. Hops Scotch. |
Q.
Why did that toad go to prison?
A. He robbed the local riverbank.
Q.
What do you hear from dusk 'til dawn if you cross a frog
and a rooster?
A. Croak-a-doodle-do!
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Q.
Where is a frog's favorite place to catch a quick breakfast?
A. IHOP!
Q. What is a frog's favorite cut of meat?
A. A Riblet. |
| Q.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit, ribbit and the other says rub-it, rub-it.
Q.
Which kind of car did frogs prefer during the '50s, '60s,
and '70s?
A. VW Beetles. |
Gal
Pal: Wanna try these frog legs?
Blonde: I'll pass. Frog legs make me too jumpy.
Q.
What do frogs order at French restaurants?
A. Snails.
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Q.
Which style of shoes should you wear while disecting a frog?
A. Open-toad.
Q.
What do stylish frogs wear when they go sky diving?
A. Jumpsuits. |
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Q. What does a frog order at a fast food restaurant along
with his French flies?
A. Croak-a-cola.
Q.
What do frogs order at Italian restaurants?
A. Ribbitoni. |
Q. Which kind of frog has horns?
A. A Bullfrog.
Q.
Which kind of shoes do stylish frogs wear during the summer?
A. Open-toad sandals |
Q.
How do despondent frogs die?
A. They Kermit Suicide.
Q.
Which kind of amphibian hangs from the ceiling at Christmas
time?
A. Mistle-toad. |
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Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
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Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
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Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
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Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
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Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
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Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
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| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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