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Reptile Jokes, Dragon Humor, Gecko Puns
Lay
low for camouflaged cameleon puns, reptile dysfunction humor, and Lizard
of Oz jokes.
Lizard Jokes, Cameleon Puns, Iguana
Humor
(Because Fire-Breathing Dragon
Jokes and Lizard of Odds Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
In Bayou Diversity!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Ick-guana jokes, geck-ho humor, lizard LOLs
and covert sham-eleon puns ahead.
| Lizard Jokes and Cameleon Puns
| Crocodile Jokes, Alligator Puns
| Turtle Jokes, Tortoise Puns
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Hiss-terical
Snake Humor | Pet Reptile Humor
| Dinosaur Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly LOLs | Spider
Jokes |
| Q.
What do you get when you cross a dromedary with a lizard?
A. A camel-leon.
Q.
What do you call a lizard that likes to fake you out?
A. Sham-eleon
Q.
Which kind of reptile is hard to find at the auto parts
store?
A. A cam-eleon. |
Q.
Which kind of lizard is the absolute dregs of the world?
A. The scum-eleon.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a lizard with a big wild
cat?
A. A cham-e-lion.
Q.
Which kind of lizard really likes to sex it up?
A. The cum-eleon.
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Q.
What is the scariest type of lizard in the world?
A. The EEK!-guana.
Q.
What do you call a gross, smelly, ugly, repugnant lizard?
A. Ick-guana.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lizard?
A. An Egg-guana. |
Q.
What do you call the weirdest reptile in the world?
A. Lizard of Odds.
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Which kind of squamate reptile likes romaine lettuce?
A. The lizard of cos.
Q.
Which kind of clever reptile works for Microsoft?
A. The lizard of DOS.
Q.
Which kind of reptile can be used as a bandage?
A. The Lizard of Gauze. |
Q.
What do you call a big reptile that's been eating jalapenos?
A. A fire-breathing dragon.
Q.
Which fire-breathing lizard smoked marijuanaa in the 1960s?
A. Puff, the Magic Drgon.
Q.
What do you call a big male lizrd that performs wearing
a dress?
A. a drag-on.
Q.
What is the fiercest living thing you'll find in the garden
?
A. The snap dragon. |
Q. Which kind of lizard can be used to brush your hare?
A. The comb-eleon.
Q.
Which kind of lizard does Boy George keep as a pet?
A. A Karma Chameleon.
Q.
What do you call the lizard party guest that just arriced?
A. Come-eleon.
Q.
Which kind of reptile runs the jumbotron at the ballpark?
A. The monitor lizard. |
| Q.
What did the lizard sing to his girlfriend back in the day?
A. Iguana Hold Your Hand.
Q.
What do reptiles call a slutty lizard prostitute?
A. Geck Ho.
Q.
Which reptile is the best bookie in the Emerald City?
A. The Lizard of Odds.
Q.
What is an iguana's favorite movie?
A. The Lizard of Oz. |
Q.
What is a chameleon's favorite oolor?
A. Yes!
Q.
What is a golden lizard called?
A. AU-guana.
Q.
What do Miami residents call a lizard that was run over
by a car?
A. Ig-goo-ana.
Q.
What do lizard programmers do at work?
A. They write geck code.
Q.
Which kind of reptile uses a computer?
A. The monitor lizard.
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Q.
Which architectural style is the favorite of small reptiles?
A. Gecko Roman.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a lizard with a kid?
A. A geck-goat.
Q.
What do you say to a lizad that's tying up traffic at a
green lifht?
A. Geck Go!
Q.
What do you call an elderly little lizard?
A. Geck-old. |
| Q.
Which kind of lizard is highly in demand among exotic pet
owners?
A. The Ig-wanna.
Q.
What is the name of the newest lizard at the zoo's reptile
exhibit?
A. Ig-Wanda.
Q.
What do you call the rare arctic lizard that was discovered
frozen in Alaska?
A. Igloo-ana.
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Q. What do you call an old dinosaur newly elected to congress?
A. Rep Tile.
Q.
What ?do you call a frustrating reptile that just doesn't
stop acting up?
A. UGH!-guanaa.
Q.
What do lizards in Florida wear when it get chilly outside?
A. A geck coat.
Q.
What do you call a izard with a viral infection?
A. A geck cold. |
Q.
Which kind of lizard did the farmer keep as a pet?
A. Ag-guana.
Q.
What do you call swampy plant and animal life in Louisiana?
A. Bayou Diversity.
Q.
Which kind of lizard has feet that look like trendy snow
boots?
A. The Ugg-guana. |
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Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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