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Q. what do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A. The Try Try Again Try-ceratops!
Q. What do you call a one=eyed dinosaur? A. Eye-Saur!

q. what do you call a Stegosaurus with zucchini in its ears? A. Anything you want. It can't hear you anyway!
Q. What do you call an exploding dinosaur? A. Dino-ite!


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Enjoy a walk in the park with terror-dactyl puns, tyrannosaurus hex humor, and dino-sour jokes.

Dinosaur Jokes, Stegosaurus Puns, T-Rex LOLs
('Cause Tyrannosaurus Pecks Jokes and She Rex Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for a Dinosaur Crossing the Raod!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Bronco-saurus jokes, dino humor, Tease Rex LOLs and pizza saurus puns ahead.
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How to really upset a dinosaur: Touchasaurus spot.
Q. Where did many Pterodactyls enjoy their vacations? A. The dino-shore!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur in high heels? A. My-feet-are-saurus!

Q. What do paleontologists call a group of dinosaurs vocalizing in unison?
A. A dino-chorus.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was an opera singer?
A. Mii-Mi-Mi-Rex.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was always kidding around?
A. Tease-Rex.

Q. Which Jurassic creature subsisted on a diet of lemons?
A. The dino-sour.

Q. Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A. 'Cause the Pee is silent.

Q. Which dinosaur was the most frightening of them all?
A. The Terror-dactyl.

Q. Which well-dressed dinosaur wore a sleeveless jacket?
A. Tyrannosaurus Vest.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur wore cowboy boots?
A. The Bronco-saurus.

Jurassic Pick-Up a Dinosaur Line: Hey Rex, I would love to plesiosaur you.

Q Where does a T-Rex sit when he visits? A. Anywhere he wants!
Q. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A. Toothbrush!
Q. What did a dinosaur say when the volcano erupted? A. What a lavaly day!

Q. What did T-Rex like to snack on?
A. Dino s'mores.

Q. Which kind of dinosaurs kept law and order in Jurassic Park?
A. The Tricero-cops.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was self-centered and selfish?
A. Me-Rex.

Q. Why did a Brontosaurus devour the factory?
A. Because they were plant eaters.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was the most persistent and never gave up?
A. The Try-Try-Try-ceratops.

Q. Where did T-Rex get all of his clothes?
A. From a dino-sewer.

Q. What did dinosaurs near Mt. Vesuvius put on their pies?
A. Pizza saurus.

Q. What happened when the paleontologist tripped and fell down the stairs?
A. He ended up with an ankle-saurus.

Q. Where did bontosaurus babies sleep?
A. On the dino floor.

Q. Which dinosaur smashed everything in its path? A. Tyranosaurus Wrecks!
Q. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A. A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Q. What's the best way to talk to a T-Rex? A Long distance!

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was extremely double-jointed?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Flex.

Jurassic Pick-Up Line: Yo yo baby, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus wreck if you said no to a steamy date with me.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was afraid of the ancestors of mice?
A. Eek-Rex.

Paleontology Professor: Which dinosaur slept all day?
Student: The dino-snore-us.

Q. What's a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat called?
A. Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Bang Up Jurassic Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, come over to my place and I'll leave you dino-sore.

Q. What type of dinosaur could jump even higher than a house? A. Any kind. Houses didn't exist then!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur with sharp teeth and long claws that's as tall as a house? A. Doesn't matter. He wont come anyway!
Q. What materials do dinosaurs use for flooring in their homes? a. Rep Tiles!

Q. Which dinosaur had the biggest vocabulary?
A. The Thesaurus.

Q. Which dinosaur was guaranteed college entrance?
A. Pre-Reqs.

Q. What do paleontologists call it when a flock of pterodactyls would get knocked out of the sky during a thunderstorm?
A. A dino pour.

Q. Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A. 'Cause there aren't any new ones.

Q. What did scientists name the newly discovered dinosaur that is thought to have been highly intelligent?
A. Thesauraus.

Q. Which type of dinosaurs were the first to celebrate Halloween?
A. Treat-Rex.

Q. Which dinosaure was the best at Hide 'N Seek?
A. Camotaurus.

Q. What do you call an old dinosaur newly elected to congress?
A. Rep Tile.

Q. Which of Santa's reindeers is despised by dinosaurs?
A. Comet. OUCH!

Q. Why did the T-Rex cross the road? A. because chickens hadn't evolved yet!
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. The chicken joke wasn't invented yet!
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. The chicken had not evolved yet!

Q. Which dinosaur was the distant ancestor of all chickens?
A. Tyrannosaurus-Pecks.

Q. Which dinosaur is the ancestor of modern pigs?
A. Porkosaurus-Rex.

Q. What did the caveman say when he saw the prehistoric bird flying high overhead?
A. Look at that dino soar!

Q. Which dinosaur species roamed the world before T-Rex?
A. Pre-Rex.

Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.

Q. How many triceratops does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Dino four.

Q. Which kind of dinosaur was the ancestor of mammals?
A. Teet-Rex.

Q. What do you call a feninist dinosaur?
A. She-Rex.

Q. Which Jurrasic creature cleaned the bloody messes made by others?
A. The dino scour.

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