| Q.
What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now it's a bronzefish.
Q.
Where do some fish work?
A. At their offish.
Q.
What do you call it when you’re watching only one
fish swim around in the pond?
A. Two sides of the same koi.
Q.
What do you call a lonesome fish?
A. Sole.
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Q.
What party game do koi fish like to play?
A. Salmon Says.
Q.
Why are goldfish orange?
A. The water makes them rusty.
Q.
What do you call a small fish magician?
A. A magic carpet.
Pick-Up
a Fish Line: Hey Finny, do you believe in love at first
sight, or should I swim by again?
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Q.
Which game show do fish enjoy most?
A. Name That Tuna!
Q.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A. A tunee fish.
Q.
What do you call if when a fish hides behind a rock in the
garden pond?
A. Just being koi.
Fishy
Chat Up Line: Hey there,
the moment we met, I reel-ized you really were
a keeper. |
