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Q. How many durrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Fish!
Q. What is the difference between a fish & a guitar? A. You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Q. What's sour, green, and swims in an aquarium? A. A trop-pickle fish!

 


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Go deep for bubbly fish laughs, funny koi humor, bass puns and glassy fish jokes that tank.

Finny Jokes, Goldfish Humor, Pet Fish Puns
(Because Funny Clownfish Jokes and Fishy Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Tanked Aquarium Observers!)
Warning: Please Don't Over-Feed the Fish! Salty eel jokes, scaly humor, gilly grins and smelly fish puns ahead.
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Q. What do fish use for money? A. Sand Dollars!Two Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"Q. What's the difference between a piano and a tuna? A. You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Q. What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now it's a bronzefish.

Q. Where do some fish work?
A. At their offish.

Q. What do you call it when you’re watching only one fish swim around in the pond?
A. Two sides of the same koi.

Q. What do you call a lonesome fish?
A. Sole.

Q. What party game do koi fish like to play?
A. Salmon Says.

Q. Why are goldfish orange?
A. The water makes them rusty.

Q. What do you call a small fish magician?
A. A magic carpet.

Pick-Up a Fish Line: Hey Finny, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?

Q. Which game show do fish enjoy most?
A. Name That Tuna!

Q. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A. A tunee fish.

Q. What do you call if when a fish hides behind a rock in the garden pond?
A. Just being koi.

Fishy Chat Up Line: Hey there, the moment we met, I reel-ized you really were a keeper.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"Q. What's the best way to communicate with a fish? A. Drop him a line!Q. What do you name a fish with no eyes? A. FSH

Q. Why don't fish do too well in school?
A. Because they work below C level.

Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, where you fin my whole life?

Pick Up a Fish Line: Hey dude, we really should hook up some time soon.

Q. How does a fish access the World Wide Web?
A. It using the Net.

Q. What do you call an underwater social network?
A. Fishbook!

Q. What did the sign at the flea market say to advertise free low quality fish aquariums?
A. Tanks for Nothing.

Q. What do fish need to stay healthy?
A. Vitamin Sea.

Q. What do you call a naked fish?
A. A barracuda.

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you've got me – hook, line and sinker!

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey baby, if you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

Q. Which kind of fish performs brain surgery? A. A brain sturgeon!Q. What do you get if you cross an electric eel and a sponge? A. A shock absorber.Q. Where does a fish keep his money? A. In a river bank!

Q. Where are most fish found?
A. Between the head and the tail.

Q. How do you make a fish laugh?
A. Tell him a whale of a pun!

Q. What kind of fish could help you hear better?
A. A Herring Aid.

Q. Why did the fish decide to go to Hollywood?
A. Because he wanted to be a starfish!

Q. What do you get if you cross a big fish with a power line?
A. An electric shark!

Q. What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A. Bassist.

Q. What did the fish say after he had posted bail?
A. I'm off the hook!

Q. Where does a fish go to wash up?
A. The river basin.

Q. Where do fish go to practice yoga?
A. The river bend.

Q. Which fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish because they always look sharp!

Q. How does a seahorse get from one place to another?
A. He scallops.

Q. Which fish is only visible at night?
A. The starfish.

Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.Q. Why aren't fish good tennis players? A. They don't like getting close to the net!Lots oof fish in the sea are glad it's finally Friday!

Q. How do shellfish get to the hospital?
A. In a clam-bulance!

Q. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A. Pearls of Wisdom.

Q. What do fish need to stay healthy?
A. Vitamin Sea.

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you've got me hooked and I won't struggle to get away.

Q. Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Q. Where do fish look for a new job?
A. In the kelp wanted ads.

Q. Which type of fish goes to heaven when it dies?
A. The Angelfish.

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey girl, there lots of fish in the sea, but it's only you I sea with me.

Q. What do you call a dangerous fish that drinks too much?
A. A beer-a-cuda!

Q. What do you call a fish who wears an ascot?
A. So fish-ticated!

Q. What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey Wanda, wanna come over and help me remove my algae?

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