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Q. Why did the dog sit in the shade? A. He did not want to be a hot dog!
Wolf Says: It's Another WUFF Saturday Night!
Denver's Biggest Dog Fan Says: Here Kitty Kitty... Go Broncos!
Q. which breed of dog is the most quiet? A. The Hush Puppy!
Bulldog says: It's Saturday night, and I'm just chillin'!


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Warning: Proceed with Caution! Fetching jokes, chili dog humor, rough ruff LOLs and bark-o-lounger puns ahead.
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I asked my dog what that thing is on top of out house. He said, "Roof, Roof, Roof!"Q. Why wasn't the dog a smooth talker? a. All he ever said was, "rought Ruff Roof!"Q. what time is it when ten dogs are chasing a cat? a. Ten  After One!

Q. What do Denverites call it when dogs get along well together out in public?
A. A walk in the park.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, don't make me beg for it like a dog!

Q. What does a stylish bitch wear to a big party?
A. Her petticoat.

Q. Where should you keep noisy sled dogs?
A. In a barking lot.

A guy and a dog are having a few drinks at the cprmer bar. So the dog says, "That's ruff, but you think your wife's a bitch?"

Q. Which kind of office machine was specifically designed to produce duplicates of Dorothy's dog?
A. A Toto copier.

Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I ran all the way over here just to fetch you.

Q. Why did the Denver Mint hire a bloodhound?
A. That just made s-cents.

Q. Which kind of dog chases anything red?
A. A bulldog!

Q. What sound does a mongrel dog make when it jumps on the floor? a. Cur-Plunk!Q. What happens if a dog chases a cat into a geyser? A. It rains cats and dogs!Q. Which dog was a pioneer on the American frontier? a. Spaniel Boone!

Q. Which type of chair does a big tired dog prefer?
A. A bark-a-lounger.

Q. What did the gym rat name his dog?
A. Spot.

Q. What do you call a cool dog sitting on top of rabbit?
A. A chili dog on a bun.

Q. Where do dogs and cats go online to stay connected to friends and family?
A. Snoutbook, the social petwork.

Q. What did the captain of the Beagle say when there was a crisis on board?
A. All Hounds On Deck!

Did you hear about the new book, Raising Dogs in Colorado? It's a pup-up book.

Q. Which state do many dogs dig? A. New Yorkie!Q. How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? A. One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!Q. What do you do if your dog goes missing in the forest? A. Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark!

Q. What do you call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's Glacier?
A. A chili dog.

Pick-Up a Dog Line: Hey big guy, did you know I enjoy being pawed?

Q. What do you call a barking dog aboard an underwater ship?
A. A sub woofer.

Q. Which movie was about a dog that befriended a dolphin?
A. A Dog's Porpoise.

Q. In semi-arid Colorado, how can you tell you need to turn on your sprinklers and water the landscape?
A. Fur trees are whistling for dogs!

Q. Which breed of dog do many Olathe, Colorado corn farmers prefer?
A. Husky.

Q. What do you call it if a dog is choking on a piece of jewelry? a. A diamond in the ruff!Q. Who is a dog's al-time favorite comedian? a. Growl-Cho Max!.Do owners need to keep their dogs from wandering away! That goes without straying!

Q. What is a dog contractor's specialty?
A. Roofing.

Q. What did the bitches call the big dog who strutted in front of them shaking his tail?
A. Swagger.

Q. What might be chocolate covered at a Denver dog-friendly outdoor cafe?
A. A lab.

Q. Which dog breed is the favorite of drug dealers?
A. A Meth Lab.

Q. Why did the local pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose!

Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey bitch, are you looking for a leash-free relationship?

Q. What happened when a dog went to the flea market? a. He stole the show!Q. What do dogs say when they see a wolf? a. Woolf! Woolf!Q. What did one flea say to the other? A. Should we walk, or take the dog?

Q. What happened to the dog who swallowed a firefly?
A. He barked with de-light!

Dog Pick-Up Line: Woof, woof, Rovette! I'm just here looking for a little tail.

Q. What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A. Aware-wolf.

Real Dog of a Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, what got you all steamed up? 'Cause you look like one real hot dog!

Q. What did the dog say to the flea?
A. Stop bugging me, Dude!

Q. Which dog breed can be taught to use your toilet?
A. The Poo-dle.

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