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Canine
Jokes, Hound Dog Humor, Pure Bred Puns
Sit
and stay for bone-a-fido puns, pet pooch humor, flea-ting laughs and dog
breed jokes.
Dog Jokes, Mongrel Puns, Doggie Style
Laughs
(Because Stray Pooch Puns and
Leash-Free Laughs Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
On a Walk In the Dog Park!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Fetching jokes, chili dog humor, rough ruff
LOLs and bark-o-lounger puns ahead.
| Dog Jokes | 2
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| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Pet
Animal Jokes | Vet Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes | 2
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns
| Exotic Pets | Frog
Jokes | Snake Jokes |
Q.
What do Denverites call it when dogs get along well together
out in public?
A. A walk in the park.
Doggie
Style Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, don't make me beg for it like a dog!
Q.
What does a stylish bitch wear to a big party?
A. Her petticoat. |
Q.
Where should you keep noisy sled dogs?
A. In a barking lot.
A
guy and a dog are having a few drinks at the cprmer bar.
So the dog says, "That's ruff, but you think your wife's
a bitch?"
Q.
Which kind of office machine was specifically designed to
produce duplicates of Dorothy's dog?
A. A Toto copier. |
Dog
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I ran all the way over here just to fetch you.
Q.
Why did the Denver Mint hire a bloodhound?
A. That just made s-cents.
Q.
Which kind of dog chases anything red?
A. A bulldog! |
Q.
Which type of chair does a big tired dog prefer?
A. A bark-a-lounger.
Q.
What did the gym rat name his dog?
A. Spot. |
Q.
What do you call a cool dog sitting on top of rabbit?
A. A chili dog on a bun.
Q.
Where do dogs and cats go online to stay connected to friends
and family?
A. Snoutbook, the social petwork.
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Q.
What did the captain of the Beagle say when there was a
crisis on board?
A. All Hounds On Deck!
Did
you hear about the new book, Raising Dogs in Colorado? It's
a pup-up book. |
Q. What do you call a hungry canine on top of St. Mary's
Glacier?
A. A chili dog.
Pick-Up
a Dog Line: Hey big guy, did you know I enjoy being pawed?
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Q. What do you call a barking dog aboard an underwater ship?
A. A sub woofer.
Q.
Which movie was about a dog that befriended a dolphin?
A. A Dog's Porpoise. |
Q. In semi-arid Colorado, how can you tell you need to turn
on your sprinklers and water the landscape?
A. Fur trees are whistling for dogs!
Q.
Which breed of dog do many Olathe, Colorado corn farmers
prefer?
A. Husky. |
Q. What is a dog contractor's specialty?
A. Roofing.
Q.
What did the bitches call the big dog who strutted in front
of them shaking his tail?
A. Swagger. |
Q.
What might be chocolate covered at a Denver dog-friendly
outdoor cafe?
A. A lab.
Q.
Which dog breed is the favorite of drug dealers?
A. A Meth Lab.
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Q. Why did the local pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose!
Dog
Pick-Up Line: Hey bitch,
are you looking for a leash-free relationship? |
Q.
What happened to the dog who swallowed a firefly?
A. He barked with de-light!
Dog
Pick-Up Line: Woof, woof,
Rovette! I'm just here looking for a little tail. |
Q.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
A. Aware-wolf.
Real
Dog of a Pick-Up Line:
Hey dude, what got you all steamed up? 'Cause you look like
one real hot dog! |
Q.
What did the dog say to the flea?
A. Stop bugging me, Dude!
Q.
Which dog breed can be taught to use your toilet?
A. The Poo-dle. |
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Dog Jokes | 2
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| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Wildcat
Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | Vet Jokes
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| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes, Quack Puns, and
Loon Laughs | 2 | Goose
Humor |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes
| Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny
Puns |
| Exotic Pet and Reptile Puns |
Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Snake
Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes |
| Farm Animals |
Horse Jokes | Wild Animal Jokes |
Colorado Animal Jokes | Party
Animal Grins |
| Animal Sports Humor | Animal
Music Jokes | Christmas Animal Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |

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