Q. What was the lonely dog in Woodland Park doing online?
A. Searching the social petwork for bitches.

Doggie Style Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?

Canine Pick-Up Line: If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Q. What did the Dalmatian say after he ate a nice meal?
A. That really hit the Spot!

Q. What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.

Q. Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A. Because it doesn’t make sense to takj back to your paw!

Q. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!

Q. Why did the practical pooch go to dog school?
A. He wanted to be a Barkitect!

Tail Wagging Dog Park Pick-Up Line: Yo bitch, I’ll follow you everywhere you go.

Q. Why did the grand dame Denver dog trainer decide to retire?
A. 'Cause the job was pretty ruff on her.

Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I'd run through every dog park in the world to find a hot bitch like you.

Q. What is the fastest dog breed?
A. The Labra-ghini!

Denver Dog Park Chat Up Line: Hey baby, howl are you doin'?

Q. What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea!

Q. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A. He was trying to make ends meet.

Q. What is a dog's favorite musical instrument?
A. The trombone!

Q. How can you make a dirty dog stop smelling?
A. You just hold its nose!

Q. What makes a muscular, wrinkly-skinned dog have really good vision?
A. The Shar-pei’s sharp eyes.

Good Dog Chat Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout I fetch you a tennis ball?

Q. What do you get if you cross a calculator and a dog?
A. A friend you can count on!

Q. What is a sure sign Fido got into tonight's dessert?
A. Pudding on the dog.

Q. What do Coloradans call a dog and cat food sales rep?
A. A pet-a-lure.

Good Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sniff?

Q. What do dogs really enjoy for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs!

Pick Up a Dog Line: Hey there big guy, if you let me be your tramp, I'll be your lady.

Q. What should you do if your dog chews up you dictionary?
A. Take the words right out of his mouth.

Q. Which dog breed must wear contact lenses?
A. The cock-eyed spaniel. mouth!

Q. What should you name a dog that licks electrical cords and outlets?
A. Sparky!

Doggie Hookup Line: Hey babe, you are even cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, and I really want to take you home!

Q. What is a dog's favorite dessert?
A. Pupcakes!

Q. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to his master's birthday celebration?
A. He was a real party pooper!

Q. Wanna hear a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks..

Canine Pick-Up Line: Hey there, sniff sniff, are you a bitch? 'Cause I'd like to throw you a bone.

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