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Pooch
Jokes, Canine Puns, Mixed Breed Humor
Sniff
out arFing funny Fido puns, rascally Rover LOLs, paw-some dog humor and
Terrier-bull jokes.
Dog Breed Jokes, Mutt Puns, Doggie
Style LOLs
(Because Spotty Dalmatian Jokes
and Fast Labra-Ghini Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
At the Dog Park!) |
Warning:
Proceed Carefully! Fetching dog jokes, buried bone humor, tall tails
and tasty pet-a-lure puns ahead.
| Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Pet
Animal Jokes | Vet Jokes |
| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes | 2
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Puns
| Exotic Pets | Frog
Jokes | Snake Jokes |
Q.
What was the lonely dog in Woodland Park doing online?
A. Searching the social petwork for bitches.
Doggie
Style Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, I need a place to bury my bone. Mind helping me out?
Canine
Pick-Up Line: If I were
a dog would you help me bury my bone? |
Q.
What did the Dalmatian say after he ate a nice meal?
A. That really hit the Spot!
Q.
What do dogs in Colorado eat for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs or Denver omelettes.
Q.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A. Because it doesn’t make sense to takj back to your paw!
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Q.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!
Q.
Why did the practical pooch go to dog school?
A. He wanted to be a Barkitect!
Tail
Wagging Dog Park Pick-Up
Line: Yo bitch, I’ll follow you everywhere you go. |
Q. Why did the grand dame Denver dog trainer decide to retire?
A. 'Cause the job was pretty ruff on her.
Dog
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I'd run through every dog park in the world to find a hot
bitch like you. |
Q.
What is the fastest dog breed?
A. The Labra-ghini!
Denver
Dog Park Chat Up Line:
Hey baby, howl are you doin'?
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Q.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog
with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea!
Q.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A. He was trying to make ends meet. |
Q. What is a dog's favorite musical instrument?
A. The trombone!
Q.
How can you make a dirty dog stop smelling?
A. You just hold its nose! |
Q.
What makes a muscular, wrinkly-skinned dog have really good
vision?
A. The Shar-pei’s sharp eyes.
Good
Dog Chat Up Line: Hey
baby, how 'bout I fetch you a tennis ball? |
Q. What do you get if you cross a calculator and a dog?
A. A friend you can count on!
Q. What is a sure sign Fido got into tonight's dessert?
A. Pudding on the dog. |
Q. What do Coloradans call a dog and cat food sales rep?
A. A pet-a-lure.
Good
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, do you believe in love at first sniff? |
Q. What do dogs really enjoy for breakfast?
A. Pooched eggs!
Pick
Up a Dog Line: Hey there big guy, if you let me be your
tramp, I'll be your lady.
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Q. What should you do if your dog chews up you dictionary?
A. Take the words right out of his mouth.
Q.
Which dog breed must wear contact lenses?
A. The cock-eyed spaniel. mouth! |
Q.
What should you name a dog that licks electrical cords and
outlets?
A. Sparky!
Doggie
Hookup Line: Hey babe,
you are even cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, and
I really want to take you home! |
Q.
What is a dog's favorite dessert?
A. Pupcakes!
Q.
Why did the dog bring toilet paper to his master's birthday
celebration?
A. He was a real party pooper! |
Q.
Wanna hear a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks..
Canine
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
sniff sniff, are you a bitch? 'Cause I'd like to throw you
a bone. |
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Dog Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Dog
Days LOLs | Colorado Dog Jokes
| Denver Bronco Dog Jokes |
| Pet Kitty Cat Jokes | 2
| 3 | Feline
Humor | Caturday Laughs | Wildcat
Humor, Lion Jokes |
| Tropical Fish and Koi Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Pet Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | Vet Jokes
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| Pet Bird Jokes | Parrot
Jokes | Duck Jokes, Quack Puns, and
Loon Laughs | 2 | Goose
Humor |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Pet Rodent Jokes | Mouse Jokes
| Rabbit Jokes and Funny Bunny
Puns |
| Exotic Pet and Reptile Puns |
Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Snake
Jokes | Scary Animal Jokes |
| Farm Animals |
Horse Jokes | Wild Animal Jokes |
Colorado Animal Jokes | Party
Animal Grins |
| Animal Sports Humor | Animal
Music Jokes | Christmas Animal Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |

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