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Bassethound says: Happy Mutter Day!
Big Sled Dog Says: Happy Woofs-Day!
Dog wearing wig and sunglasses says: Blondes Love Sundays!
Wooly Malamute Dog Says: Happy Furs Day!
Bulldog Says: Sundays Make Me Feel Warm!
Wolf Says: It's Another WUFF Saturday Night!
Happy Vet's Day! This dog loves dog on Muttday, Chewsday, Fursday, Fiveday, Siturday and Funday, too!


Dog Daze Jokes, Furs-Day Puns, Sat All Day Laughs
Track down Curs Day puns, Sitter Day humor, TGIF dog LOLs and RUFF Saturday night jokes.

Dog Days Jokes, Mutt Day Puns, Chews Day Humor
(Because Meh Day Jokes and Snooze Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Your Dog On Sadder Days!)
Warning: Proceed with Care! Sonny Sunday jokes, TootsDay humor, WhiffsDay LOLs and TurdsDay puns ahead.
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Dog wearing eclipse glasses says: To dogs, every day is Sunday!Alaskan Maamute Dog Says: I'm Too Cool To Be a Fan of Sunday!Sleepy dog with bugs says: The Sunday feeling is so flea-ting!

Q. Why do hipster dogs always dig Sundays so much?
A. 'Cause Sunday's not cool yet.

Panting Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Sunny? 'Cause you really have hot breath!

Q. What did the fun-loving mountain dog say when the fog finally lifted on Sunday afternoon?
A. You won't be mist.

Q. Which weekend day do sassy, high-spirited dogs enjoy the most?
A. Spunk Day.

Q. Which day of the week makes your dog wimper when it's over?
A. Sob Day.

Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, if your name is Sunnandaeg, does that mean you like hot dogs?

Q. What do you call a Chihuahua that only experiences extreme anxiety on Saturday and Sunday?
A. A weekend worrier.

Q. Which day of the week doesn't make your dog nearly as happy as Sunday does?
A. Sadder Day.

Sunday Pick-Up Line: Hey Dogette, would you pet my head so that I can tell everybody I've been touched by an angel?

Happy dog says: On Monday morning, rolling out of bed id easy. Getting up off the floor is hard!Tired Dogs Says; Happy Mutt Day!Big Dog Says: Happy Chews Day!

Q. Why do dogs love Monday?
A. The same reason they like Sunday, Saturday, Friday...

Q. Which day of the week do social media dog comedians like best?
A. Meme Day.

Q. Which day of the week is just a giant pile of dog crap?
A. Mound Day.

Q. Which day of the week do dogs find the dullest and most uninteresting?
A. Meh Day.

Q. On which day of the week do dogs sleep the most?
A. Snooze Day.

Q. How are your trusty barber and your loyal dog alike?
A. They both really like DOsDay.

Bet dog wearing glasses and stethoscope says: Happy Med Day!Brushed dog with dog-shaped pile of dog hair says: I Love Furs Day!Sleepy Dog Says: Happy Curs Day!

Q. When are bloddhounds exceptionally hot on the trail?
A. Whiffs Day.

Q. On which day of the week do the most dogs stray off and get lost?
A. Where'sDay.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite for dogs to go sightseeing?
A. Tours Day.

Q. Which day of the week is Number One for dogs?
A. FirstDay.

Q. Which day of the week do dogs think is the crappiest?
A. TurdsDay.

Q. Which day of the week seriously stinks in the dog park?
A. Turds Day. Butt, Tootsday isn't very far behind!

Bulldog wearing a bow tie says: My name is TGIF, and I can pronounce it!Bulldog says: It's Saturday night, and I'm just chillin'!Well-Mannered Dog Says: Happy Sitter Day!

Q. Why was the dog so glad when it was finally Friday?
A. 'Cause it was a really ruff week at at the sandpaper factory

Toothy Canine Grin of the Week: My dog hasn't been this excited about Friday, since last Friday!

Q. What is a blodhound's favorite day of the week?
A. Scenter-Day.

Q. When do big hungry dogs always drool the most
A. Slobber-Day.

Q. Why was the dog just perched in one spot all afternbon?
A. 'Cause it was Sit-Today afternoon.

Q. How does your dog explain why Saturday stinks?
A. 'Cause there's a turd stuck right in the middle of it!

Big lazy dog says: Happy Sat All Day!Mellow yellow lab says: It's Saturday night, and I'm just chillin'!Irish Setter Says: Happy Setter Day!

Q. Why was the Golden Retriever up on the couch all day?
A. 'Cause she heard today is Sit-Here-Day.

Q. Why is the dog so happy today?
A. 'Cause it's Saturday! Or Friiday, or FunDay, or ...

Q. Why don't canines ever suffer from hangovers after a ruff Saturday night?
A. Hair of the dog..

Alaskan Malamute Says: It's Another Ruff Saturday Night!Bassethound Dog says: It's Another Ruff Saturday Night!Wolf jumping over kitten: It's Another Wuff Caturday Night!

Saunter Day Night Dog of a Pick-Up Line: Wow Dude, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you've got some swagger.

Weekend Pick-Up Line at the Dog Park: Woof, woof! Is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been sniffing you in my dreams all week long.

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"

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