Q. Why do hipster dogs always dig Sundays so much?
A. 'Cause Sunday's not cool yet.
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
hottie, is your name Sunny? 'Cause you really have hot breath!
What did the fun-loving mountain dog say when the fog finally
lifted on Sunday afternoon?
A. You won't be mist.
Which weekend day do sassy, high-spirited dogs enjoy the
A. Spunk Day.
Which day of the week makes your dog wimper when it's over?
A. Sob Day.
Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
if your name is Sunnandaeg, does that mean you
like hot dogs?
Q. What do you call a Chihuahua that only experiences extreme
anxiety on Saturday and Sunday?
A. A weekend worrier.
Which day of the week doesn't make your dog nearly as happy
as Sunday does?
A. Sadder Day.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Dogette,
would you pet my head so that I can tell everybody I've
been touched by an angel?