| Q.
What did one horse say to another?
A. The face looks familiar, but I don't remember the mane.
Did
you hear about the runaway horse? It's a terrible tale of
whoa.
Q.
What do you call a young guy with the emotional character
of a horse?
A. Colt-hearted.
Q.
What do they say about horse surgeons?
A. They have stable hands. |
Q.
Why was the mouse afraid of water?
A. Catfish.
Q.
What kind of cheese do pet rodents prefer?
A. Mouserella!
Prairie
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?
Q.
Why was the squirrel so stressed out?
A. Because he spent so much time out on a limb.
|
Q.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A. Julius Cheeser.
Q.
How did the pet mouse feel after taking a shower?
A. Squeaky clean.
Q.
What is it called when two furry mammals are inseparable?
A. A sable relationship.
Q.
What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me? |
