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Star Trek Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road? Insufficient Information! – Computer
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!
Q. Why did half a chicken cross the road? A. To get to its other side!
Q. Why did Yoda cross the road? A. Because the chicken forced him!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous? – Mr. Data

 


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Warning: Cross This Road with Caution! Cross town humor, rubber chicken jokes, and rocky road puns ahead.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously, it was the logical thing to do! – Mr SpockQ. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? A. It got stuck in a crack!Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!

Q. Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road?
A. She was already on both sides.

Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to stretch her legs!

Q. How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A. In a stretch limo.

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?
A. To cock-a-doodle-do a chicken!

Q. Why did the urologist cross the road?
A. To pee what was on the other side.

Q. Why was the blonde just standing in the middle of the busy intersection?
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk, so she just stopped.

Q. Why did the horny guy cross the road?
A. He heard there were lots of chicks on the other side.

Q. Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?
A. Because it was two-tired!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To find out what all the jokes were about.

Q. How do hypnotists travel across the road?
A. They use public trance-port-ation.

Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. Because that's where all the chickens are.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because she was free range.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts!Q. Why did the pirate cross the road? A. To reach the second hand shop!Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To get to the body shop!

Road Trip Laugh of the Day: My parents said I was born on the highway. Apparently, that's where most accidents happen.

Q. How did the guy kill his car?
A. He throttled it.

Q. Why did the spider cross the road?
A. To get to her web site.

Q. Why did the lawyer cross the road?
A. To chase the ambulance on the other side.

Q. Why did the medium cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. Why didn't the blonde time traveler cross the road?
A. She didn't think there was any future in it.

Did you hear about the limo driver who had been on the road for five years without a single fare? He had nothing to chauffeur it!

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!

Q. Why did the tofu cross the road?
A. To prove it wasn't chicken!

Q. Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.

Q. What happens when dinosaurs crash their cars while crossing the road?
A. Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

Q. What kind of vehicle does a skeleton drive to cross the road?
A. A Zamboni!

Q. Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
A. He had no body to go with.

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. He saw some body on the other side!

Q. Why did the water weasel cross the road?
A. To get to the otter side!

Q. Why did the stoner cross the road? A. The dispensary was on the other side!Q. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!Q. Why did the pothead cross the road? A. Um, that's one hell of a good question?

Q. Why did the pothead cross the road?
A. Because the grass is aways greener on the other side!

Q. Why did the cops pull over a pig who was trying to cross the road?
A. Because he was a road hog!

Q. Why did the potato run across the road?
A. So it wouldn't get mashed!

Q. Why did the tube TV cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to be a flat screen.

Q. Why did the hipster cross the road?
A. To get to a place you've never heard of.

Q. Why did the deer cross the road?
A. To dent your fender and provide protein-packed meals.

Q. Why did the blonde hate crossing the road?
A. It was driving her crazy!

Q. Why did the kid cross the road by the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the lizzard say when somebody asked why he crossed the road?
A. Iguana do whatever I want.

Q. Why did the dog cross the road?
A. To get to the barking lot.

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station.

Q. Why did the Power Point presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the coroner cross the road?
A. To get to the other suicide.

Q. Why didn't the tomato cross the road?
A. She couldn't ketchup!

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? A. Poultry in Motion.Q. What does a brain do when it sees a brain across the street? A. It gives a brain wave!Q. Why don't stoners get into arguments? A. They choose to take the high road!

Q. What time is it when you've crossed a clock and a chicken?
A. Whatever-a-cluck!

Q. How does a chicken learn how to cross the road?
A. She just wings it.

Q. Where do zombie chickens cross the in south London to attack?
A. Peckham.

A chicken crosses the road and walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve poultry here." The chicken replies, "That's okay, I just want a drink."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because it was an egg-cellent idea!

Q. Why did the cop ticket the computer when it crossed the road?
A. Because it was speeding along the information highway!

Q. Why are mountains the most fun place to go on your road vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. Why did the fish cross the road?
A. To get to the other tide.

Q. Why did the condom cross the road?
A. Because it was pissed off.

Q. Why did the redneck cross the road?
A. To eat the runned over chickens!

Q. Why did the cops pull over the Mini Cooper full of clowns on their way across the road?
A. For the fun of it, plus they obviously weren't wearing seat belts.

Q. Why did the double agent cross the road?
A. Because he never really was on your side.

Q. Why did the tuna fish cross the road?
A. Sushi could get to the other side.

Running up across a steep Colorado road can be great exercise, if you are so inclined.

Q. Why did the cow in Colorado cross the road?
A. In an attempt to evade the cattle multilators.

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