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Truck Driver Jokes, 18-Wheeler Humor, Semi Puns
Hit
the road with trucking funny puns, Teamster humor, open road laughs and
trucked up jokes.
Truck Jokes, Pickup Puns, Trucker Humor
('Cause Keep On Truckin' Jokes
and Semi Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Free-Wheeling
Mother Truckers!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Long haul jokes, 18-wheeler humor, and a truckload
of semi funny puns ahead.
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Jokes, Road Trip LOLs | Car Puns
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Jokes |
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Jokes | Bicycle Puns | Air
Travel Jokes | Mile High Club
Jokes |
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Jokes | USA State Jokes | World
Travel Jokes | British Travel Puns |
Q.
What happens when a plaster delivery truck wrecks on I25
and spills a load during rush hour?
A. You get stucco in traffic.
Q.
What happened after a truckload of Viagra was stolen?
A. Police are still on the lookout for hardened criminals.
Q.
What happened when the truckload of toilet paper crashed
on the highway?
A. When cops arrived at the scene, they asked if it was
a roll-over or a roll-under.
Q.
Why did the tow truck driver quit AAA?
A. Because the job was a total drag.
Q.
What happened to the criminals who hijacked a truck full
of soap?
A. They made a clean getaway. |
Q.
What do fat gasoline companies call electric cars?
A. A gas truck bypass.
Q.
How do the Colorado State Patrol rescue Bigfoot stranded
on I70?
A. With a big toe truck!
I70
Point to Ponder: With the rise of self-driving vehicles,
isn't it just a matter of time before we hear a country
song where the guy's truck leaves him, too?
Q.
Why did Godzilla attack the automobile dealership?
A. Because he wanted to pick up trucks.
Q.
Why did the trucker do well as a stand up comedian on open
mike night at Denver Comedy Works?
A. 'Cause he had great delivery.
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Q.
Why did the Good Humor man's ice cream truck break down?
A. Because of the rocky road.
A
truck carrying red wine vinegar collided with an olive oil
truck at the nudist camp. First responders reported everyone
there was well dressed.
Q.
Where did the truck load of cheese from the factory stop
first?
A. The whey station.
Q.
How did the old snow plow driver die at the Continental
Divide on top of Loveland Pass?
A. He just drifted off.
Q.
What do you call the truck diver who delivers gasoline to
fuel punps every day?
A. A gas-o-haul-ic. |
Q.
What do Colorado paleontologists call it when a truck full
of dinosaur bones has a wreck on the way to Denver's Natural
History Museum?
A. A Jurassic Jam!
Q.
What happened when the semi truck full of toilet paper crashed
on the Interstate?
A. Police say there were definite skid marks leading up
to the scene of the accident.
Q.
Why did the truck driver quit his job with UPS?
A. Because he just couldn't express himself.
Q.
What is a proctologist's favorite classic toy?
A. A Tonka drump truck. |
Q.
What do you call a tractor-trailer driver who does okay
for himself?
A. Semi successful.
Q.
Do old semi drivers ever die?
A. No, they're in it for the long haul.
Q.
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eight. Ya wanna make something of it?
Q.
Which song has been played in every semi cab at least once?
A. Truckin' by the Grateful Dead.
Q.
Which award was presented to the journalist who broke the
story about the towing company secretly owned by a duke?
A. The Pull It Sir Prize.
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Patient:
I think I'm a bridge on I25!
Mile High Doctor: What's come over you?
Patient: Several cars, a semi, and a driverless beer truck.
Q.
What hapened when the truck full of Legos crashed on the
highway?
A. Police are still trying to piece it all together.
Q.
What happened when the semi truck loaded with toilet paper
crashed on the Interstate?
A. Cops say drivers will be bogged down with bad runs until
the scene is cleaned up.
Q.
Why did AAA fire the road emergency rescue truck driver?
A. He didn't tow the line. |
Q.
What happened when a truck carrying intestines for transplant
collided with a truck hauling chairs on the highway?
A. It was a catastrophic bowel movement, and bits of stool
went everywhere!
Q.
Why don't old semi truck drivers ever want to die?
A. Because they can always just get a new Peterbilt.
Q.
What has four wheels and flies?
A. Anglers in a pickup truck en route to the stream.
Weigh
Station Pick-Up Line:
Ten Four good buddy. I'm liking you a ton. |
Q.
Where can lost truck drivers go for help?
A. The way station.
Hulk
urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck
is now known as Optimus Prime.
Q.
What did the truck driver say to the pirate hitchhiker?
A. Hop aboard!
A
beer walked into the bar. How weird is that, considering
it's usually trucked in?
Q.
Why did the blonde trucker go past the truck stop?
A. Because she had to pee. Duh!
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Q.
What happened when the semi truck full of toilet paper crashed
on the Interstate?
A. Police did not ticket the driver, saying he had a bum
steer.
Q.
Why is a traffic cop the strongest man in the world?
A. Because he can hold up a 10-Ton truck with his hand.
Q.
What do you call a horse that has sold almost all of its
pickups?
A. A a one truck pony.
Q.
Why did the blonde trucker always sleep in the cab?
A. Because it's a cab-in. DUH! |
A
state trooper pulled over a farmer on a rural road and said,
"Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the truck a mile
ago?" The farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I was going
deaf."
Q.
Why did the motor home salesman quit his job?
A. There was nowhere to go at that company.
Q.
Whhy did the Amazon delivery truck driver quit his job?
A. He hit too many bumps in the road.
Q.
Why did the truck driver decide to become a farmer?
A. 'Cause he already had the tractor trailer. |
Blonde:
Help! My house is on fire!
Fire Chief: OK, how do we get there?
Blonde: In the big red truck. Duh!
The
dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise,
but the fire truck ruined it...
Q.
Which word begins with the letter F and ends in
UCK?
A. FiretrUCK.
Good
Old Groan of the Day: Old truck drivers never die. They
just get lost.
Q.
What has four wheels and flies?
A. A pair of trouser designers driving a truck load of samples
to the fashion show.
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Q.
Why did the tow truck driver decide to quit?
A. He wasn't in it for the long haul.
Q.
Why did the cops detain the mattress store delivery truck
driver that sped by?
A. Because he could blow their cover.
Q.
What kind of motor vehicle do hogs drive?
A. Pig-up trucks!
Q.
Why did the truck driver lose his job delivering eggs?
A. Too many bumps along the way.
Q.
Which dining utensil is never found in the cab of an 18-wheeler?
A. A jack knife. |
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