Where do ewes and rams like to go on vacation?
A. To the Baahaamaas.
What did the time traveler say when he was seated at the
A. Boy am I hungry! I haven't eaten since late tonight.
the end of a long road trip, a dad was washing the car with
his son. After a minute, the son asked his dad, "Do
you think we could use that sponge instead?" OUCH!
Pick-Up Line: Hi, are
you from Australia? 'Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Pick-Up Line: Hey fella,
I hope you're not a monk because I'd love to go Tibet with
What do you call a 10-speed that’s beyond repair?
A. At the end of its Life Cycle.
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A. A bike with no spooks.
Why are asphalt jokes so funny?
A. 'Cause they pave the road to laughter.
My son came here to Denver on his summer vacation.
Friend: Did you meet him at DIA?
Blonde: No, I've known him his whole life.
suitcase started to cry when I picked it up off the baggage
carousel at DIA. I guess I'm carrying emotional baggage.
Why did the guy refurbish bicycles in his spare time?
A. So he could peddle them.
Which kind of motorcycle does Santa drive when he's on his
long summer vacation?
A. A Holly Davidson.
What sort of establishment routinely has a bunch of hogs
A. A biker bar!
What do you call a vicar on a motorcycle?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A. Bicycle petals.
Why did the bank manager give up riding his bike?
A. 'Cause he has lost his balance.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Hottie,
are you from northeast Denver? 'Cause you Brighton
up my day.