| Q.
Why didn't the cheap guy want to pay much for an off-roading
vehicle?
A. He wanted to get it dirt Jeep.
Q.
Where do you go for vacation if you're in a hurry?
A. Russia.
Q.
What's the difference between a locomotive engineer and
a teacher?
A. One minds the train, and the other trains the mind!
Q.
Why did the railroad construction fall behind schedule?
A. Because they needed to get back on track. |
Q.
What kind of vehicle does a crazy man drive?
A. A Locomotive!
Travel
Point to Ponder: If you want to hang a map and add pushpins
of places you've been, do you have to visit the top two
corners first?
Q.
What do you call a healthy guys who just moved from Portland?
A. Oregon Transplant!
Q.
Which new country song is the saddest of all time?
A. The one where the guy sings about his wife, dog, and
self-driving truck all left him.
|
Q.
Why don't that many aliens vacation on planet Earth?
A. Due to the terrible one-star ratings.
Q.
What is it called when you finally arrive at the gates to
the amusement park?
A. Entranced.
Q.
How did America's westward expansion take place during the
1800s?
A. In Stages.
Q.
Why didn't the Czech Republic tour guide take any bull sh*t
from the vacationers?
A. He was very Prague-matic. |
