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Map out a hot travel partner with flirts on the go, traveler hookups, and high-flying chat ups.

Traveler Come-Ons and Dating Jokes on the Move
(Because Wander Lust Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Lost in a Sea of Trippy Pick-Up Lines!)
Warning: Make Your Move with Caution! Worldly flirts, seaworthy dates, and hookups that take off ahead.
| Travel Jokes | Road Trip Puns | Cross the Road Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | World Travel Puns |
| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons | Daily Come-Ons | Gnome Pick Ups |
| Gym Hookups | Locksmith Openers | Pirate Hookups | Police Pick Ups | 2 | Scary Chat Up Lines |
| Scientist Chat Ups | Sci-Fi Pick Up Lines | Sick Come Ons | Sports Hookups | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | Batman Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Flirts | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |

You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!Q. What do you call a chauffeur that drives you to under-the-bar dances? A. A Limbo Service!Q. What did one boat say to the other on Valentine's Day? A. Are you up for a little row-mance?

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey fella, I hope you're not a monk because I'd love to go Tibet with you.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey bae, I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, would you like to join me in my members only lounge?

Mile High Club Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't need the captain to remind me of the upright position.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, how about I raise the arm rest to get this party started?

Tow Truck Driver Hookup Line: Hey Babe, is your battery dead? 'Cause I'd like to jump you.

Traveler Pick Up Line: Hi, are you a Customs agent? 'Cause I need to declare my love for you.

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, why don't you wander lust over this way?

Hotel Lobby Pick Up Line: Is there WIFI here? 'Cause I'm feeling a strong connection.

Travel Hookup Line: Hey babe, would you like an Austrailian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, I could really put some motion in your ocean.

Travel Come-On Line: Are you from Paris? 'Cause you are driving me in-Seine.

Travel Pick Up Line: Ciao Bella, that Milan dress, that you wear so well, would look even better on my Florence.

European Vacation Chat Up Line: Merci! Are you sure you're not a tower, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Travel Hit Up Line: Hey Donna, you're on my itinerary of hot things to do tonight.

Q. What do you call a pair of vehicles involved in a plat? A. Two car collusion!Q. Why did the blonde smear peanut butter on the road? A. To go with the traffic jam!Q. What did the red light say to the green light? A. Don't look, I'm changing!

Travel Pick Up Line: Have you checked in yet? 'Cause I am checking you out!

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey dude, if you were a TSA agent, I gladly give you a body scan.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, are you ready for take off?

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from Beijing? 'Cause I'm China to get yo number.

Island Chat Up Line: Luv, everything is so wonderful since you Cayman to my life.

Traveling Come-On: All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey, are you from Stockholm? 'Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.

World Traveler Hookup Line: Hello, are you from Mumbai? 'Cause I'm trying to get India your pants.

Mid-East Travel Pick Up Line: Are you from Tel Aviv? 'Cause you IS RAELI hot!

Jack Pick Up Line: Hey Hotrod, can I give you a lift?

Auto Mechanic Hookup Line: Hey Babe, wanna lubricate my camshaft?

Green Travel Chat Up Line: Irish you'd go on a date with me, 'cause you are Dublin my heart rate, lass.

Travel Pick Up Line: G'Day, are you from Australia? 'Cause you've got all the koala-fications.

Q. Which kind of ship is feared most by pirates? A A Relationship!Q. What did the sailor in the crow's nest say to his captain? A. Eye Eye!Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Travel Pick Up Line: Whoa, I can't swim, Babe! Can I hold onto your floaties?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International Date Line with me?

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you overstay your Visa? 'Cause you are looking fine!

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, I love a good south of the border crossing. You too?

European Vacation Chat Up Line: Ciao Bella, who needs a map when I can freely Rome in your gorgeous eyes?

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora?

Travel Pick Up Line: Girl, there is Norway you're driving off before I get your number.

Mile High Club Hookup Line: Hey girl, it's always a first class trip with me.

Travel Pick Up Line: Belize me baby, I will Peru've my love for you at any Costa Rica.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover from jet lag.

International Traveler Pick Up Line: Hello, might you allow me Du-Bai you a drink?

Down Unda Chat Up Line: Hi Sheila, are you from NSW? 'Cause you meet all my koala-fications!

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey, would you be my hiking socks so I can be there every step of the way with you?

Travel Pick Up Line: Hey, are you getting a sunburn? 'Cause I'd be happy to cover you with my body!

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey Hottie, are you from northeast Denver? 'Cause you Brighton up my day.

Down Unda Pick Up Line: Mate, I'm just like a boomerang, I just keep coming back to you.

Travel Pick Up Line: Bae, if you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy to get a body scan.

Q. Why don't locksmiths need to use GPS? A. They always know their lock-ation!Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day!The sailors said "Hello" as their boats passed on the Hi Seas!

European Vacation Pick Up Line: Are you from Prague? 'Cause I can't help but Czech you out!

Carribean Travel Chat Up Line: Hola, are you from Cuba? 'Cause I'm Havana dream about you.

World Travel Pick Up Line: Hey girl, we Bali know each other, but I Jakarta keep my eyes off you.

Travel Hookup Line: Hey Babe, I want to flip your Ipswich over Andover, Andover again!

Travel Pick Up Line: are you from Japan? 'Cause Udon know how much I admire you.

Travel Come-On Line: Hey babe, how about you wander that lust over here?

World Travel Pick Up Line: Girl, are you from Cape Town? 'Cause you're a frican babe!

Brief Travel Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you from the UK? 'Cause I want U, K?

Travel Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you from South England? 'Cause you Brighton up my day.

Iberian Travel Pick Up Line: You must be Portuguese 'cause I could Lisbon to your accent all night long.

| Travel Jokes | Road Trip Puns | Cross the Road Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | World Travel Puns |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons | Daily Come-Ons | Gnome Pick Ups |
| Gym Hookups | Locksmith Openers | Pirate Hookups | Police Pick Ups | 2 | Scary Chat Up Lines |
| Scientist Chat Ups | Sci-Fi Pick Up Lines | Sick Come Ons | Sports Hookups | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | Batman Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Flirts | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |


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