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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, not to brag, but I'm grate in bread!
Q. Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? A. Someone always cuts the cheese...
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I want to grow mold with you, just like blue cheese!
The Genesis of Cheese: Edam and Eve
Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.
My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and cheese, that I hate. It really is the grater of two evils!

 


Cheesy Pick-Up Lines and Come-Ons with Cheese
Pick Up on gouda dating tips, bedder cheddar come-ons, and brie sharp pick-up lines.

Cheesy Dating Come-Ons & Grate Pick Up Lines
(Because Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If That's Nacho Date Over There!)
Warning: Pick Up with Caution! Well-aged hookup jokes, feta attractions, and moldy come-ons ahead.
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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, your brain turns me on 'cause you're sharp as cheddar!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!

It's gnormal to know cheddar is bedder.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, tonight you are looking gouda 'nuff to eat!

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause you are looking extra sharp tonight.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a cheese pizza? 'Cause you are one deep dish!

He heard her cousins' names are Bologna and Cheese.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you an assorted cheese platter? 'Cause I'd like to sample every part of you.

Pick Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey bro, you're sharp, but just brie-ware!

Cheesy Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first date?

Well, Cheese Whiz? That come-on gouda gone better!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey babe, have you been on the all cheese diet? 'Cause you look grate!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, why gnot hook up with me? I'll show  you a real gouda time!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over? 'Cause I'm feeling provolonely!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack!

This has nothing to do with fishing. Gnome doubt he'll cut the cheese.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Jack, you're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your odor strong and offensive, but I know it just means you are high quality.

Mozzarella Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, you cheddar not be pulling my strings.

The provo-bility of this cheesy come-on working is cheddar than 1 in 10.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you, I say holy moly.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Is your name Jack? 'Cause I might Monterey with you.

Literally, the cheesiest come-on ever - by a gnome, gno less!

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Colby? Orange you the one for me?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, our first date was gouda, but our next date will be even feta.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, please brie my Valentine?Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you're looking really Gouda tonight!

Beefcake gnome dishes up cheesy come-ons for dessert.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you American cheese? 'Cause I just want to peel you.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Colby, let's hit the town tonight and listen to some R 'N Brie.

Cheesy pick-up line for VD Day: Love is in the air, or is that Brie?

Pick Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey cheesemonger, I hear you're grate in bread!

Cheesy Come-On: Hey Colby, let's have a wheel fine time tonight.

Gnome really should curd his enthusiasm.

Pick Up Some Cheese Line: Hey fella, is your name Feta? 'Cause I crumbled for you.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm just raw milk, but give me a second look 'cause I'd like to get pasteurize.

I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: My crush on you makes me crumble like Feta!Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still mourning. Cheese still not over it!

Really Scary Pick Up Fact: Hulking funny come-on seems gnormal, but that's because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I'd like you on my steamy comestibles.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I won't cut out while you're on the dance floor 'cause I have grater plans for you.

Cheesy Dating Fact: She knows he's too gouda to be true!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, cheddar not miss out on this opportunity to go out with a real big cheese lover.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you won't be a basket queso until I'm nacho guy any longer.

Cheesy Anti Pick Up Line: I like to party, and by party I mean stay in and order pizza.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you were pizza crust and I was mozzarella, I'd melt all over you even before hitting 450.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you are even hotter than deep-fried mozzarella!

Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no gouda.Q. What is a ghoul's favorite cheese? A. Monster-Ella!Q. What's the cheesiest locksmith pick-up line? A. You cheddar know you're the key to my heart!

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, even if you're a little mousy, you'll just eat me up.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.

Q. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you.

Cheesy Cannibal Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat you!

Cheesy Chat Up Line: No girl, you are not a cheesy comedian. Tonight's open mic crowd was just vegans or laugh-tose intolerant!

Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to cheesy pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.

I like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy! Pizza jokes are key to an effective cheesy pick-up line!

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause you are looking sharp tonight.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fond of cheese come-ons? 'Cause I am fondue too, Brie.

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