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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, it's too bad I'm nacho date tonight!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, not to brag, but I'm grate in bread!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, why gnot hook up with me? I'll show  you a real gouda time!
I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, please brie my Valentine?
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: My crush on you makes me crumble like Feta!

 


Gnome Cheese Jokes, Cheesy Puns, Curdled Humor
Cheddar not miss cheesy jokes, gnome cheesemonger humor, and funny cheese pun de-brie.

Cheesy Gnome Jokes and Gnome Cheese Puns
(Because Gouda Jokes and Worst Queso Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If Gnomes Are Giving You a Grilling!)
Warning: Go This Whey with Caution! Ala curd gnome jokes, sharp cheese humor, and cheesy gnome puns ahead.
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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'll be gorganzola and you be cheddar, 'cause gnirl, you are looking sharp tonight!

Q. What did the gnome comedian say after he was booed off the stage at the cheesemonger convention?
A. Well, Cheese Whiz? That last cheesy come-on gouda gone better.

Age-Old Gnome Fact of the Day: Cheese puns actually are quite cultured!

Q. What did the audience say to the cheesy gnome comedian?
A. That's a Gouda one!

Q. How does a gnome make goat cheese?
A. Ewe's milk!

Q. What did Brie say to Jack when he invited Colby along on a date?
A. Gno Whey! Two's company, cheese a crowd!

Q. What do de-melted gnome serial killers always serve on Friday the 13th?
A. Scream Cheese!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna see if my cheese log is a muenster?

Aged-Old Gnomette Pick Up Line: Hey big Gnuy, are you really a Monsterella? 'Cause that's what cheese said.

Q. When should a gnome go on a cheese-free diet?
A. When he needs to cheddar few pounds.

Cheesy Gnome Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap my gorgonzola?

Q. Where does a frugal gnome buy secondhand cheese online?
A. At Brie-bay.

Gnome in Paris Hit Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first date?

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I want to grill you in bread!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my crush on you makes me crumble like feta! Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, whenever I'm near you, I turn into a basket queso!

Gnomette: When is cheese really hard to see?
Gnome Cheesemonger: When it's pasteurized.

Q. What do gnomes call a cheese with artificially curly hair?
A. Perm-esan.

Cheesy Gnome Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I have Parmesan to Fondue you?

Q. Which kind of cheese do garden gnomes use to catch the most rodents?
A. Mouse-arella.

Q. Why did the cheesy gnome lose the race?
A. Because he was Brie-hind.

Q. How does a gnome handle explosive an cheese?
A. Caerphilly, because if it explodes, de Brie will be everywhere!

Q. Why did the Greek garden gnome decide to stop eating cheese?
A. Because she was getting Feta and Feta.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, our first date was gouda, but our next date will be even feta.

Q. What does a gnome cheesemonger say to the bartender when he's ready for another drink?
A. Morbier!

Q. When does a gnome chef smother a burrito in cheese?
A. In a best queso scenario.

Q. Why did the cheesy gnome bully lose the fight with a stone?
A. Because the Roquefort back!

Q. What did the cheesy gnome dow when he got a credit card?
A. He went on a spending Brie.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just stay in and curdle tonight!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!

Lost Gnome Point to Ponder: Does Cheese need GPS, or does it automatically know which whey to go?

Q. How does a gnome order cottage cheese for lunch?
A. He uses the ala curd menu.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey Gnirl, why just eat your curds and whey, when you could have your way with me?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: By the whey Gnirl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Gnirl, let's get a whey tonight and spend the night at my cottage gnome.

Q. What does a sarcastic gnome cheesemonger say to his competitors?
A. Have a grate day!

Cheesy Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? Orange you the one for me?

Q. Which kind of cheese provides road-side assistance to lost gnomes in SoCal?
A. Monterey Jack.

Q. What is today's garden gnome weather forecast for Wisconsin?
A. Rain and light Bries.

Q. What happened when the air conditioner in the gnome's Velveeta Room broke down?
A. There was a total melt down!

Q. What did the cheesy gnome comedian say when his act bombed?
A. Yes, I realize that you may have heard cheddar jokes than these...

Cheesy Come-On: Gnirl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me along.

Q. What's a cannibal gnome's fave cheese?
A. Limb-burger.

Q. What do you get if you cross a garden gremlin with cream?
A. Muenster cheese.

Q. Which kind of cheese does a garden gnome use to hide a horse?
A. Mascapone.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I must be Swiss? 'Cause without you, there's a hole in my heart!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I want to grow mold with you, just like blue cheese!

Q. What did the gnome detective say when he took the cheesy case?
A. I smell something Swiss-picious.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you, I say holy moly.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun together.

Lost Gnome Lament of the Day: I was up to my knees in cheese spread the other day... That's the last time I walk the streets of Philadelphia!

Q. What technique did the flamboyant gnome decorator use when he painted his wife with cheese?
A. He double Gloucester! (We gesso?)

Cheesy Come-On for Cheese Over 50: Hey Gnirl, is your name Parmesan? 'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.

Q. What kind of cheese did the garden gnome get when he wanted to protect your territory?
A. Roquefort!

Q. Why couldn't the gnome make clothing out of cheese?
A. Because Fromage frays.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.

Q. What did the sheep's gnome named Roquefort say after hearing a funny cheesy joke?
A. Ha ha, thanks. You just Bleu my mind!

Q. What did the blue gnome's Roquefort cheese receive when it won at the Wisconsin state fair?
A. A Mold Medal.

Cheesy Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold college roommate, Blue?

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, your brain turns me on 'cause you're sharp as cheddar!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you're looking really Gouda tonight! Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over? 'Cause I'm feeling provolonely!

Q. What did the cheesy gnome say after being attacked by multiple blades?
A. I've felt grater!

Q. Why didn't the French cheesemonger laugh at the gnome comedian's cheesy jokes?
A. Because he Cantal if they're funny or gnot?

Q. What does a cheesy gnome comedian say when he sees himself in the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda!

Q. What is a pirate gnome's favorite cheese?
A. Chedd-AARRR!

Q. What does a garden gnome call a truly cheesy comedian?
A. A laughing cow.

Gnome Cheesemonger: Gnirl, wanna hear another gouda joke?
Gnomette: Okay, I'll bite.
Cheesemonger: Never mind, it is way too cheesy.

Q. What does a mediator say at peace talks with opposing cheesy gnome factions?
A. Let's come to cheddar right now!

Q. Why was the cheesy clown gnome crooked?
A. Because he only had one Stilton.

Gnome Tech Support Bite of the Day: If you need pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Phila-dell-phia.

Q. What happened when the gnome walked up to the cheese counter at the market?
A. Since the gnome interrupted him, he had to start again...

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you fondue? 'Cause it sure would be fun to do you.

Q. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the spooky garden gnome?
A. Get lost. I'm Lac-ghost intolerant!

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