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(Because Worldly Gnome Jokes and Troll Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in the Gnoman Empire or USA!)
Warning: Go Trolling with Caution! Fitful gnome jokes, elfin LOLs, and backward backwoods emonG puns ahead.
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I was going to go running today, but nobody was chasing me!If Monday was a hair style, it would be a mullet!Gnomes are good sports who strive for pun perfection!

Q. Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!

Q. How do insanely fast gnome runners go through the forest?
A. They take the psychopath!

Gym Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, did you get those running shorts on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!

Running Gnome Wisdom: Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right running shoe is choosing the left one.

Q. What is a gnome hair stylist's favorite day of the week?
A. Dos Day!

Q. What do coffee-loving gnomes call their favorite day of the week?
A. MudDay.

Q. Which day of the week do naked gnome streakers look forward to?
A. MoonDay.

Q. Why did the gnome name his cat Monday?
A. Because it's dark, snarky, and sneaks up out of nowhere!

Gnome bodybuilders strive for keyed muscle tone, worked out moves gnirls can't resist, and pun perfection. Three out of four ain't bad!

Q. Why did the gnomes name their new gym Resolutions?
A. Because it features workout equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the rest of the year.

Q. How does a gnome measure a miniature golf course?
A. In par secs.

Q. Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A. Somebody told him he was ripped!How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!Q. Why don't stoners get into arguments? A. They choose to take the high road!

Gym Troll Tip: Before every workout, always warm up with at least 10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.

Gnome at the Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Gym Troll Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any tape? 'Cause I'm totally ripped.

Q. Why do romantic gnomes need bread?
A. Because loaf makes the world go round!

Q. Why did bread-loving gnome break up with margarine?
A. For a butter lover.

Q. How do you know a clever gnome dessert chef is really smart.
A. He graduated Pie Baker Kappa!

Pick Up a Green Garden Gnome in Colorado Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Q. How can a gnome tell that he's smoked too much weed?
A. He thinks everyone in the room is staring at him, but he's the only one in the room...

Q. What do you call a horny stoner gnome who is alone on the weekend?
A. A weed wacker!

Q. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!Q. What is a match maker's favorite day of the week? A. Twos Day!Gym Joke: My struggle with steroids has only made me stronger!

Q. Why do gnomes laugh while they're out running?
A. 'Cause the grass tickles their balls!

Q. What happens when a gnome runs behind a car?
A. He gets exhausted!

Q. What do you call a gnome walking backwards?
A. Emong.

Q. If ten gnomes are running after you, what time is it?
A. Ten after one.

It's hard to believe that gnome match maker's are busy on Tuesdays, but wooden you know they sulfur for lost flames?

Q. Which day of the week is busiest at gnome dating websites?
A. DewsDay.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Your name must be Tuesday because I can't see your weak end from here.

Q. Which day of the week do macho gnomes look forward to?
A. DudesDay.

Today's Fit Gnome Workout: I ran twice today! First, I ran out to get beer and tacos, then I had to run to the restroom.

Q. What do virile gnomes call a miniature golf club made of hornet testicles covered in Reese's Pieces?
A. A peanut butter bee-nut putter.

Q. What is a garden gnome's favorite sport?
A. Miniature golf.

Gnome at the Gym: I want to impress a gnirl. Which machine should I use?
Trainer: Try the ATM outside.

Q. What does a French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. A hug and a quiche!Q. What kind of pipe do potheads prefer? A. Stoneware!Gnomes Say: Happy Sought Her Day!

The gnome cannibal daintily wiped his mouth and said, "My wife makes great soup. I'm really going to miss her."

Valentine's Day Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you a florist? 'Cause I want to plant your tulips and my tulips together.

Q. What do gnomes who love polka dots call an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny greeting card sent on February 14?
A. A Valen-tiny.

High Country Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Green Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be great together!

Q. Why are so many gnomes and leprechauns in Colorado recreational druggies?
A. Because there's pot at the end of the rainbow!

Stoner Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I wanna TH-See you naked!

Saturday night date trolling is rough in the gnome world, too.

Q. Which night of a garden gnome's weekend just ambles on in and then casually strolls off?
A. Saunter Day.

Gnome: How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
Gnome Buddy: You can see it from a distance, but when you get close it begins to just disappear.

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