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Troll the garden path to funny gnome puns, questionable elf humor, and trivial gnome jokes.

Gnormal Gnome Puns and Funny Gnome Jokes
(Because Un-Gnome Jokes and Bad Backyard Gremlin Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Gnoman's Land!)
Warning: Enter the Gnoman's Land Garden with Caution! Gnonsense puns, elf humor, and ungnome jokes ahead.
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Gnome <-----> Away from Gnome: Why can't he just leave the room to fart?

Q. Why did it take so long for the judge to decide who got the shack in the backyard during the gnome divorce?
A. He had to consider all the she shed, he shed...

Q. What did the garden gnomes give the cannibal who was late for the picnic?
A. The cold shoulder.

Gnome On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey girl, your garden bed, or mine?

How can you tell bad from really bad?

Q. How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home?
A. Gnoman's Land.

Q. Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
A. They like to share clothes.

Q. What did the guy say when he was cleaning his garden statue and broke off part of its face?
A. I guess eye don't gnome my own strength.

Apparently, she felt he was a match for her. This did lead to a hot date.

Q. When is it okay to beat up a gnome?
A. When he's standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Did you hear about the guy who works in a factory making vampire gnome statues? There were only two employees, so he had to make every second count.

Gnome Come-On: Hey Gnirl, is your name Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here.

Gnovember Election Polls: Yes! Gnome. Maybe?Elementary, My Dear. I AM Sherlock Gnolmes.Settled Down. I used to be a Gnome Ad.

Gnome Doubt! There will be a recount in the election.

Q. Why is it easy for gnomes to start a fire with two sticks that are the same?
A. Because they're a match!

Q. What do you call a gnome in a clothes dryer?
A. A fidgety midget spinner.

Q. Why did the gnome quit his job at the manure processing plant?
A. Because it's a very shitty business.

Q. Why do gnomes teach preschool and kindergarten?
A. Because tots look UP to them.

Q. What did the poor leprechaun say while he was running from the police?
A. You'll never get me copper!

Q. Why was the gnome at the bar complaining about a pushy fertilizer salesman?
A. Because there's only so much bullshit a guy can take.

Gnome Point to Ponder: When a troll meme goes commercial, is he a gnome ad?

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, what's your peak harvest date?

A gnome with a frog on his head walks into a bar. Bartender says, "That looks funny. What happened to you?" The frog replies, "I'm not sure. I must have stepped in something."

Q. Why aren't garden gnomes keen on fertilizer?
A. They think it's just a load of shit.

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Sprite tell-all dishes up dirt about elves and pixies, and it's not fantasy lit.

Q. What is a young gnome's favorite book?
A. Stuart Little.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? 'Cause my name is Gnomeo.

Q. Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
A. Because they're good at shorthand.

Who gnew gnomes were perfectionists?

Q. What do gnomes call it when they shart?
A. A lucky streak. EW!

Q. Why didn't the neat-freak gnome iron the four-leaf clover?
A. He didn't want to press his luck.

Q. What did the backyard gnome call the happy man wearing green jeans in the garden?
A. The Jolly Green Giant.

Sure, but we still don't know where gnomes really come from, or where, or when, or why, or how.

Q. Why do gnomes and leprechauns hate marathons?
A. They prefer a jig to a jog.

Q. Why do so many educated gnomes major in agriculture?
A. Because they always get a job in their field.

I'm a Gnome Oh SapienGo Gnome! Greater Northern Oxnard Metro ElksGnome Minimum Order

Are gnomes the missing link, or is this a taunt from the garden?

Q. What happens if you cross a gnome and a worgen?
A. You get a tiny new life-form called a micro-worgnomism.

Q. What do you call a murder over a set of gnomes decorating a rice field?
A. A knickknack paddy whack!

Q. Why couldn't the guy stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?
A. Because it's so hobbit forming.

A gardener and his dog walked into a bar. His garden gnome walked under it...

Q. What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything else?
A. Transplants.

Today's Enchanted Garden FYI: There's gnome minimum for puns here.

Q. What do you call it when a gnome has epilepsy episodes while eating crappy pizza?
A. Little Seizures.

Did you hear about the gnome who was fired from his low-paying waiter job? He was struggling to put food on the table.

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| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Puns | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Jokes | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
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