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Enter the realm of galactic gnome jokes, alien elf puns, and funny trolls in the Twilight Gnome.

Sci-Fi Gnome Jokes and Twilight Gnome Puns
('Cause Out of This World Gnomes and Mysterious Elf Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream in the Twilight Gnome!)
Warning: Go Where Gnoman Has Gone Before? Interdimensional gnome jokes and ab-gnormal mysteries ahead.
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Where Gnome Man Has Gone BeforeGnome Entering a Black Hole!Next Stop: The Twilight Gnome

Outerspace troll travel agency offers packages to Gnoman's Land. Lady's gnight is Wednesday.

Q. How do you know your garden gnome is a true Star Trek TOS Trekkie?
A. His dog's name is Bones.

Q. Why does Mr. Spock dislike gnomes?
A. Because it is illogical to cover up pointy ears with a pointy hat.

Mr. Spock, a gnome, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied, "We're all ears."

Spaced Out Gnome Pick-Up Line: Excuse me Gnirl, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

Q. What do you call it when two gnomes piloting a spaceship have an argument?
A. Science Friction!

Q. What do you call an insane garden gnome in outerspace?
A. An Astro-Nut!

Q. Why did the gnome suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because he just spaced out!

Gnow we gno where all these gnome puns stop, the TWiLiGHt GNoMe. And, gnow we gno why the gnome was just out standing in the corn field!

Q. What do you call a spaced out gnome on marijuana?
A. A High Flyer!

Q. Which kinds of flowers from outerspace do gnomes grow in their gardens?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.

Q. What's the motto of spaced out gnomes?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?

There's gnome time like the present, past and future. Who gnew gnomes are time travelers?Gnome ____ in a Black Hole!Gnome in an alternate universe

Time traveling trolls went back in time to the future to post this meme again.

Q. What does a gnome astronaut use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. What do garden gnomes need to create crop circles?
A. A pro-tractor!

Q. What do you get if you cross an airplane and a magical garden gnome?
A. A Flying Sorcerer!

Discovery of the Century depicted on the cover of TIME.

Q. Why did Trekkie gnome walk into the ladies room at Comicon?
A. He wanted to go where Gnome-Man had gone before!

Q. What do you call an overweight gray garden gnome in a UFO?
A. An Extra Cholesterol!

Q. What do you call a gnome space explorer who has to use a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.

The Hair Club for Gnomes wants you to think your hairless life will be galactically altered with plugs.

Q. What do spaced out gnomes eat for breakfast?
A. Nothing. They prefer to wait for launch!

An E.T. alien and his gnome, Buddy, walked into a bar on the moon. But, they left after a few minutes because it didn't have any atmosphere.

Q. What do spacy gnomes eat launch on?
A. Flying Saucers!

Past Travels: Gnome Mystery. *Footnote in historyTroll Poetry... Un Gnome PassageTime travel makes gnome sense? GMT: Gnome Meridian Time

Do squatchers ever cast gnome prints thinking their smallfoots?

Q. Why didn't the gnome tell the joke about an outer space cafe?
A. Because their prices are a little too out of this world.

A spaced out garden gnome walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this world...

Q. What did the alien ask its long lost gnome shipmate that just returned from vacation?
A. Where on Earth have you been?

Q. Why did the Jedi Gnome cross the road?
A. To get to the Darth Side.

Q. How did the gnome's cow get to the moo-on?
A. He launched her into udder space!

Gnome Mean Time. Time travel is still a paradox.

Bartender at event horizon of Black Hole Pub says, "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here." Gnome time traveler walks into a bar.

An alien, a garden gnome, and a comet walk into a bar. Bartender says, "You're out of this world."

(Hobo) Gnome ... Away from GnomeYou can never go gnome againGo Gnome Lost Souls

One is the loneliest gnumber that he'll ever gnome.

Q. Why did the hermit gnome move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.

Q. What does a gnome call a little green man surfing the Internet in his garden?
A. His brother-in-lawn!

Q. Why did the gnome's dairy cow cross the road when it saw a UFO?
A. To get to the udder side!

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you an alien? 'Cause you just abducted my heart!

Soul troll is a defeatist, SIRI got him lost, or his GPS is on the blink. You decide.

Lost Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you from Mars? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

Q. What do gnome space aliens cook in a skillet?
A. Unidentified Frying Objects.

Q. How can you tell your garden gnome is a Star Trek fan?
A. His blow-up doll looks like Yeoman Janice Rand.

Spaced Out Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, is your daddy an alien? 'Cause you're out of this world!

Looks like gnomes aren't allowed into hell. What do zombies think about that?

Q. What does a spaced out garden gnome in Colorado say when he's ready to take off?
A. Let's Roll!

Q. Why did the naughty, mischievous gnome ultimately become an astronaut?
A. Because he could do no earthly good.

Gnome UFO researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far...

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