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My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!Gnomes Say: Happy Flirts Day!Q. Did you hear about the gnome that got baked? A He could finally hold his head up high!

Q. What's the problem with gnome jokes?
A. Gnomes don't think they're funny, and gnormal people don't think they're jokes!

Q. What condition did the gnome have when he was sick of going to his workout venue?
A. Gym Nausea-m.

Gnome bodybuilders strive for keyed muscle tone, worked-out moves babes can't resist, and pun perfection.

Gnome Workout Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll have to weight for it...

Gym Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the gym when you walked in.

Q. Which day of the week absolutely drives traveling gnomes crazy?
A. TurnsDay.

Flirty Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, would you like to get to gnome me?

Saturday Night Troll Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I've been wanting to get to gnome you since last FlirtsDay.

Gnome Pet Peeve of the Day: Don't you just hate it when somebody calls you a pothead? And then, they hand you the coffee pot...

Q. Why are garden gnomes in Colorado always smiling?
A. Because the grass is tickling their balls!

Q. Why don't gnomes traveling through Colorado ever get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

Q. What is Baked, Blazed, and Bouldered?
A. A garden gnome in Boulder, Colorado!

Did you hear about the arm wrestler  who was about to win? He had the match well in hand!Q. Where can you find a shell collector? A. At a pasta bar!The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower!

Q. What makes a pumped up gnome fitness freak smile at these painful gym puns?
A. His face muscles!

Q. Why did the new gnome-run gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out!

Gnome at the Gym: I want to impress my gnirl-friend. Which machine should I use?
Trainer: Try the ATM outside.

Did you hear about the gnome who's been eating a lot of pasta lately? It's becoming part of his daily rotini!

Q. What do you call it when a gnome has epilepsy episodes while eating crappy pizza?
A. Little Seizures.

Did you hear about the gnome chef who died in an unfortunate pizzeria mishap? He pasta way...

Q. Why are gnomes with saggy pants such bad boxers?
A. They can't handle being belted.

Q. What did the gnome get when he did CrossFit with a hula dancer and a boxer?
A. An Hawaiian Punch!

Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey gnirl, are you a boxer? 'Cause I think I'm in glove with you.

Gnoe Doubt, Steroids Are Bad!Pick-Up Gnomes Say: Happy Sex Her Day!Q. What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub? A. No whey!

Gym Troll Tip of the Day: Before every workout, always warm up with at least 10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.

Q. How are a bottle of beer and a pumped up gnome on 'roids alike?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.

Gym Troll True Confession: Gnirl, sometimes, I look like I'm working out, but I'm actually using every muscle in by body to keep from farting.

Saturday Night Troll Gym Pick-Up Line: Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Gnome: How is Saturday just like a rainbow?
Gnome Buddy: You can see it from a distance, but when you get close it begins to just disappear.

Sex-Her-Day Point to Ponder: Gnomettes wonder if Saturday the most romantic day of the week, or the sleaziest?

Gnome Diet Tip of the Day: You can't lose weight by talking about it. You need to keep your mouth shut.

Q. How did the overweight gnome try curb his appetite?
A. He went to the drive thru window.

Q. Why did the gourmet gnome avoid unfashionable restaurants?
A. He didn't want to gain weight in the wrong places!

Q. What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A. Mr. Xmass!Q. Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook? A. the steaks are too high!Q. What is a gnome's favorite Xmas carol? A. Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!

Christmas Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Christmas Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, know what's missing from your RRY CHRISTMAS? It's ME!

Q. What do garden gnomes call cutting down a tree for the holidays?
A. Christmas Chopping.

Cold Gnome Come-On: Hey babe, if you were a berry, I'd want to jam with you all winter long!

Did you hear about the clever gnome chef who only had half the flour he needed? He decided to just make short bread.

Q. Which condition did the gnome suffer from after he ate Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itis!

Q. What do you call a musically gifted gnome?
A. A Christmas rap artist!

The little gingerbread man thought he couldn't be caught – until he met his baker.

Q. Why are Santa's helper gnomes lacking in musical discipline?
A. They're all elf taught!

Q. Why does St. Nick like the Temptations' version of Silent Night best?
A. Because Santa Was a Rolling Gnome.

Q. What do gnomes call the last Christmas carol pun here that just isn't funny?
A. The First No-LOL!

Q. What do you call a singing elf?
A. A Wrapper.

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