What's the problem with gnome jokes?
A. Gnomes don't think they're funny, and gnormal people
don't think they're jokes!
What condition did the gnome have when he was sick of going
to his workout venue?
A. Gym Nausea-m.
bodybuilders strive for keyed muscle tone, worked-out moves
babes can't resist, and pun perfection.
Workout Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll
have to weight for it...
Gnome Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl,
now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all
the way across the gym when you walked in.
Which day of the week absolutely drives traveling gnomes
Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, would
you like to get to gnome me?
Night Troll Chat Up Line: Hey
Gnirl, I've been wanting to get to gnome you since last
Pet Peeve of the Day: Don't you just hate it when somebody
calls you a pothead? And then, they hand you the
Why are garden gnomes in Colorado always smiling?
A. Because the grass is tickling their balls!
Why don't gnomes traveling through Colorado ever get into
A. Because they always take the high road!
What is Baked, Blazed, and Bouldered?
A. A garden gnome in Boulder, Colorado!