| Q.
Why was the alcholic gnome having so much trouble driving?
A. 'Cause he was a little drunk.
A
gnome with a roll of duct tape walks into a bar. Bartender
asks, "What can I get you?" Gnome replies, "I'll
just stick to my usual."
Mr.
Spock, a rabbit, a gnome and a corn stalk walk into a bar.
Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?"
They replied, "We're all ears."
Q.
Why do gnomes prefer sudsy beer puns?
A. Because they like good, clean humor. |
What
gnomes do at break time should be their own business, as
long as they don't disturb others.
Q.
What to gnomes say at a garden party?
A. Lettuce turnip the beet!
Q.
Why do gnomes guzzle down vine humor?
A. Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Q.
What did the over-enthusiastic party gnome say to the host
at midnight?
A. Mind if I hang over at your place in the morning?
|
Party Troll Fact of the Day: Gnomes do make passes at gnirls
with empty glasses.
A
gardener and his dog walked into a bar. His garden gnome
walked under it...
A
gnome walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and leaves $10
on the bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal, you're short."
Green
Cocktail Point to Ponder: Do leprechauns party at a mini
bar?
Beer:
The reason party gnomes wake up every afternoon. |
