Gnome Man's Land can't be found on Google Maps, either. Drones are on that glitch.

Q. What did the gnome say to the hula dancer during his vacation in Hawaii?
A. Gnoman is on island.

Q. Which type of underwear do gnome actors usually wear?
A. Movie Shorts.

Q. What is a gnome heckler's favorite mantra?
A. Just Boo It!

Elfin Trivia: Obviously, gnomes are really bad drivers. Thankfully, very few gnomes have pilot licenses.

Q. What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
A. Puny.

Did you hear about the gnew Gnome Broadway show about puns? It's just a play on words.

Q. Which fabric do gnome tailors use to make clown suits?
A. Poly-jester.

Restless Gnome Syndrome. Jiggly legs are gnome joking matter.

Q. Why don't gnomes in the audience understand most troll jokes?
A. Because the humor goes right over their head!

Q. What happened when the gnome comedian told his best gardening joke?
A. The audience soiled themselves.

Q. Which circus performers can see in the dark?
A. Garden gnomes and acro-bats.

Couldn't get rid of this gnome, not even on Craig's List.

Q. What happened to the gnome who ran away with the circus?
A. The cops made him bring it back...

Q. Why do cheap gnomes watch porno flicks backward?
A. Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

Q. Why do garden gnomes have tiny balls?
A. Because so few of them know how to dance.

Traveling troll salesmen are not gnomes, pixies, elves or dwarves. Ding Dong.

Q. Which sport do garden gnomes really hate?
A. Gnome lawn bowling.

Q. How does a gnome make a juggler laugh?
A. He just tickles his balls!

Q. Why are so many gnome circus performers all stressed out so often?
A. Because their job is in tents.

Q. What do gnomes say at a garden party?
A. Lettuce turnip the beet!

Couldn't get rid of this gnome, not even on LetGo.

Q. Who is the favorite superhero of gnomes, elves, and leprechauns?
A. The Green Lantern.

Magic Gnome Pick-Up Line: Are you a magician? 'Cause whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Q. Why did the gnome magician decide to quit drinking?
A. Because every time he walked down the street he turned into a bar.

Gnome, Gnome on the Range is not a cooking song!

Did you hear about the gnome farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield? It was music to his ears.

Q. How do gnomes in Denver keep Broncos out of their yards?
A. They install goal posts.

Q. Why are gnome performers called artists?
A. Because they know how to draw a crowd!

Q. What do you call a cheap naked stripper gnome?
A. The bare minimum.

Q. Why did the clumsy gnome drummer get kicked out of the garden band?
A. He always dropped the beet.

Metro gnomes are always on timely trends, but they do have some ticks.

Q. What did Mozart put in his front yard?
A. A metro-gnome.

Q. Why shouldn't you date a gnome piano tuner?
A. Because he'll just string you along.

Troll Jeopardy Answer: What is a Gnome's Netflix Pick.

Q. Why are some garden gnomes R-rated?
A. Because they're into insects and violets.

Q. Why do gnomes dislike clowns?
A. Because they're not funny and they trod all over everything and everybody with their big feet!

Q. Why do gnome magicians eat chocolates?
A. Because they really enjoy their Trix!

Plus, their tiny vocal chords can only be heard and appreciated by dwarf and leprechaun ears.

Q. What is the rudest type of garden gnome celebrity?
A. The Go-F-Yours-Elf.

Q. Why wouldn't the gnomes let their younguns go to the symphony?
A. Too much sax and violins.

Q. Why was the gnome guitar player always so stressed?
A. Because he was all strung out!

Q. What did the gnome referee say to end the soccer match ended?
A. Game Clover.

Q. What position did the gnome play on the baseball team?
A. Shortstop.

Q. What is a garden gnome's favorite sport?
A. Miniature golf.

Q. How does a gnome measure a miniature golf course?
A. In par secs.

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