| Q.
Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh really liked prunes?
A. Gotta Gogh.
Q.
Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh was always constipated?
A. Kant Gogh. (Too bad he didn't like prunes!)
Q.
Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh is a Cessna pilot in
training?
A. Touch N. Gogh.
Q.
Which relative of Vincent Van Gogh regularly takes road
trips in Colorado?
A. Winnie Bay Gogh.
Q.
Do old gem cutters ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their sparkle.
Old
gemologists never die, they just lose clarity.
Q.
Do shiny old gem cutters ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their luster.
Q.
How do you describe a particularly nice statue displayed
in a mansion's garden?
A. Marble-ous.
Flamboyant
Artist Pick-Up Line:
Baby, artists do it with flair. |
Fine
Art Point to Ponder: If you photograph your pimples, is
zit art?
Old
photographers never die! They just go to the old focus
home.
Fine
Art Point to Ponder: When the critic said the painting was
terrible, did the painter get the picture?
Q.
Who creates garden statues of the heads of famous dead people?
A. Ghost busters.
Q.
How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A. Cyan-nara!
Old
photographers never die. They just stop developing.
Q.
What media do artistic whales use for their masterpieces?
A. A-krill-ic paint.
Q.
Why did the bald guy paint rabbits on his head?
A. Because from a distance, they looked like hares.
Q.
Who wrote the book, Diary Of Some Starving Artist?
A. Alene Paynter.
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Q.
Why did the old fine art painter die?
A. Too many strokes.
Q.
Why should you encourage your child to become an artist?
A. Because they'll never have enough money for drugs.
Q.
What does an artisan call the macrame school he attended?
A. His alma knotter.
Q.
Why did the tatooed man get another tat of an octopus?
A. 'Cause he was really into ink.
Q.
Why did the origami artist moonlight as an office temp?
A. Because she was good at paperwork.
Q.
What caused the death of the old origami artist?
A. He just folded up into oblivion.
Artist
Pick-Up Line: Hey beautiful,
if I was an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
Q.
What is a Liberal Arts major's favorite board game?
A. Trivial Pursuit. |
