Which classic rock band is the favorite of electricians?
What is Donald Trump's least favorite classic rock band?
How much talent did Cream's lead guitarist have?
A. A Clap-Ton.
Hall of Fame Mention of the Day: Stevie Wonder wasn't just
a great musician, he was otta sight!
What did the blonde say when she lost her Abba CD?
A. Where did the disco?
Which cult rock song is an ode to Vincent Price and Dracula's
A. Night of the Vampire by Roky Erickson.
What is the caveman's favorite music genre?
A. Hard rock.
Groupie Pick-Up Line: Hey,
I can be your buzz amplifier.
Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.
Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates.
What does an electric guitarist call the extra notes added
to the end of a song to make it last longer?
A. Extension chords.
What did the rocker sing after his wife wailed, "What
would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and
walk out on me?"
A. Evidently not.
Which Excitable Boy sang about Werewolves in
A. Warren Zevon.
Which music genre was popular among cavemen after the invention
of the wheel?
A. Rock and Roll.
Which music genre do cavewoman enjoy most?
A. Light rock.
Which classic rock band is the favorite of Jehovah's Witness?
A. The Doors!
How are an arguing married couple like a rock band in concert?
A. They always start out with some new stuff and then roll
back to their greatest hits.
What did a guy say to console his bud who was sad because
he couldn't remember the lyrics to YMCA?
A. Young man, there's no need to feel down.
Why did the guy want Yoko Ono to sing at his funeral?
A. He wants his friends to know there are worse things than
Which kind of music played in the background in a caveman
A. Bed Rock.
Which deep sea creature is into heavy metal music?
A. The rocktopus.
Which oldie Halloween song is guaranteed to ire a monster
A. The Monster Mash.