Q. Is it okay to tell funny jokes about the Rolling Stones?
A. Yes. In fact, it's a gas.

Q. What do you call a group of alligators that get together to sing parody songs?
A. Pun-croc-ers!

Q. Why are rock band's members all such perverts?
A. Because the drummer sits in back beating it, the guitarist is fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around and they all like the pianist.

Roadie Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a mike that's been left on too long? 'Cause you are really hot.

The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and a Stairway to Heaven says alot about the anticipated traffic.

Q. Which musical instrument does Darth Vader play in the band?
A. The Rebel Bass.

Q. What kind of music do pirates listen to aboard a dingy?
A. Rock n Row.

Q. What did Han Solo change his name to after marrying Princess Leia?
A. Han Duet.

Q. Who is Han Solo's favorite rap artist?
A. Tupacca.

Q. Why did the rock star alien retire?
A. The music and drugs got him all spaced out in the 1970s!

Q. Which rock band has members with obsessive-compulsive disorder?
A. OC/DC.

Q. What do programmers call a sythesizer guitar that's out of tune?
A. A synth-axe error.

Q. What did the fan who loved the Rolling Stones do?
A. She made a Mick's tape.

Q. How do you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90s bands?
A. Less Than Jake, but Better Than Ezra.

Q. How many rockin' drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A one, a two, a one two three four.

Q. What do you call a bunch of rock musicians in a hot tub?
A. Vegetable Soup.

Q. What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee Gees?
A. Stayin' Alive!

Q. Why do women toss underwear to rock 'n roll guitarists on stage?
A. In case their G-string breaks.

Q. Which cult rock song is an ode to Vincent Price and Dracula's obsessions?
A. Night of the Vampire by Roky Erickson.

Q. Who is the drummer in the Mexican Beatles tribute band?
A. Gringo Starr.

Q. What do you call a head injury at a drummers convention in Moscow?
A. A concussion at the Russian percussion discussion.

Q. How can you catch a drummer?
A. Just lay down a snare.

Q. Why did the rock star put his guitar in the refrigerator?
A. He wanted to play really cool music.

Q. Why do rock drummers always swear so much?
A. Because they play per-cuss-ion instruments.

Q. Which alt rock band is the favorite of those who suffer from Asthma?
A. Weezer.

Q. Which early rock 'n roll icon was chronically sad?
A. Elvis Depressley.

Q. Why did the rock star put his guitar in the refrigerator?
A. He wanted to play really cool music.

Q. What is a horny guy's favorite rock band to masturbate to?
A. The Strokes.

Rock Trivia of the Day: The drug company's band called The Prevention never took off even though they thought they were better than The Cure.

Q. Which classic rock song did Clark Kent really groove to in 1966?
A. Sunshine Superman by Donovan.

Hard Rock Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is that a drumstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A. He accidentally stapled himself to the chicken.

Q. Why did the guy get kicked off the karaoke stage after he sang Danger Zone five times in a row?
A. 'Cause he exceeded his maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Q. What is Flash Gordon's favorite tune?
A. Flash by Queen.

Q. What is Indiana Jones' least favorite band?
A. The Rolling Stones.

Rocking Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, are you a drummer? 'Cause I really want to play with your stick.

Pick-Up a Musician Line: Is your name AC/DC? 'Cause I wanna Rock You All Night Long.

Q. Why did his girlfriend break up with the guy with an Electric Light Orchestra obsession?
A. She was an Evil Woman!

Q. What happened when the rock musician died while smoking weed rolled in a dollar bill?
A. He went out on a high note.

Q. Which David Bowie song is the favorite of caped crusaders?
A. Heroes.

Roadie HookUp Line: Hey baby, let's get into some treble and go to third bass.

Q. What do rockers call the guy who gets the group out of PR scrapes?
A. A Band-Aide.

Did you hear about the group who does cover songs by Stone Temple Pilots, Rolling Stones and Stone Sour? They are a true rock band.

Rockin' Riot of the Day: I thought my wife was kidding when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing I'm a Believer by the Monkees. But then, I saw her face.

Q. What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs?
A. A head banger. OUCH!

Q. Which Beach Boys song was about people active in various American military branches?
A. Servin' U.S.A.

Q. Why did the pony win the county fair's battle of the bands?
A. 'Cause he was a rocking horse!

Q. Why did the Rolling Stones agree to let Windows 95 use their song, Start Me Up, in advertisements?
A. 'Cause the lyrics say, "You make a grown man cry."

Q. What happened after the rock musician messed up in the middle of a number?
A. He had a tempo tantrum.

Q. What happened when the guy's favorite band played their first song in concert?
A. It was music to his ears.

Q. What did the drummer name his daughters?
A. Anna 1, Anna 2.

Q. What do you call a guitar that's moving slowly?
A. Walk and Roll.

Q. What did the guy say after his girlfriend broke up with him for constantly singing Linkin Park songs?
A. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Q. Which 2010s classic rock tribute band plays on the highest sugar levels?
A. The Diabeatles.

Q. Why didn't the rock band drummer commit the crime?
A. 'Cause he couldn't handle the repercussions!

Q. What did the heavy metal-loving chef say about cooking the best Thanksgiving turkey?
A. I'm all about the baste.

Q. Which classic rock band is the favorite of electricians?
A. AC/DC.

Q. What is Donald Trump's least favorite classic rock band?
A. Foreigner.

Q. How much talent did Cream's lead guitarist have?
A. A Clap-Ton.

Musician's Hall of Fame Mention of the Day: Stevie Wonder wasn't just a great musician, he was otta sight!

Q. What did the blonde say when she lost her Abba CD?
A. Where did the disco?

Q. Which cult rock song is an ode to Vincent Price and Dracula's obsessions?
A. Night of the Vampire by Roky Erickson.

Q. What is the caveman's favorite music genre?
A. Hard rock.

Stoner Groupie Pick-Up Line: Hey, I can be your buzz amplifier.

Q. Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.

Q. Which classic rock band is guaranteed to get a beehive buzzing?
A. Pollen Oates.

Q. What does an electric guitarist call the extra notes added to the end of a song to make it last longer?
A. Extension chords.

Q. What did the rocker sing after his wife wailed, "What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?"
A. Evidently not.

Q. Which Excitable Boy sang about Werewolves in London?
A. Warren Zevon.

Q. Which music genre was popular among cavemen after the invention of the wheel?
A. Rock and Roll.

Q. Which music genre do cavewoman enjoy most?
A. Light rock.

Q. Which classic rock band is the favorite of Jehovah's Witness?
A. The Doors!

Q. How are an arguing married couple like a rock band in concert?
A. They always start out with some new stuff and then roll back to their greatest hits.

Q. What did a guy say to console his bud who was sad because he couldn't remember the lyrics to YMCA?
A. Young man, there's no need to feel down.

Q. Why did the guy want Yoko Ono to sing at his funeral?
A. He wants his friends to know there are worse things than death.

Q. Which kind of music played in the background in a caveman brothel?
A. Bed Rock.

Q. Which deep sea creature is into heavy metal music?
A. The rocktopus.

Q. Which oldie Halloween song is guaranteed to ire a monster today?
A. The Monster Mash.

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